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For Ice Cream Limerick Contest

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

08/18/23

He's Got It Licked - Bawdy Limerick

Luke’s licking up sweet Haagen Dazs He’d smothered it over my ass Our sex life is dreamy Luke loves getting creamy On desserts we will never pass!
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Goldsmith Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Congratulations on your win. You need to do a book titled "Laugh Until You Cry." Have a  great day/week.......................
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
aww thanks for such a sweet comment Paula. I am working on a book its called 'A giggle a day... chases the blues a way' hugs Jan xxx
Kendrick Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 12:10 PM
Congratulations on this winning work in the contest. Way to go. Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. Sara
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
thanks Sara:-) xx
Fowler Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Lolol Jan. You never cease to amuse - congrats! laughingly, :)
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:29 PM
It's comments like yours that spur me on Linda xx
Gentile Avatar
July 23, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Jan, congratulations on your win with this raucous recipe for fun!! Love the innuendo!!! Happy Sunday xxoo
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:30 PM
oh is there innuendo ... i hadn;t notice lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Richards Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 11:34 PM
Lol ... Congratulations, Jan
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Thanks Suz xx
Merryman Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Oh my! So naughty! Congrats on your 1st place win, Jan! Blessings, Kim M
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Me naughty ... never lol xx
Kitchin Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Jan, congratulations on your first place win, your limerick is bawdy and funny!
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Thanks so much for luring me back into writing again, it's down to your contests my muse returned after a long absence xxxx
Flood Avatar
July 22, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Crikey… I’m off for a cold shower! Ha ha.
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:31 PM
lol thanks Terry xx
Rose  Avatar
July 20, 2023 at 2:43 PM
it all sounds so very yummy Jan :)
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:32 PM
thanks Vie xx
Dietrich Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 8:41 PM
wow, very bawdy indeed. I sure did not come up with anything super funny for this contest like you did
Allison Avatar
July 25, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Me write bawdy... no never lol xx
Bauer Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Ha! The PS team must be in a frenzy about how to handle this one, Jan! You are too funny…
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 12:43 PM
lol its like a snow white poem compared to some I've read for the contest lol, I wrote one about mushroom ice cream and posted that one for the contest, then i got inspiration about 7am scribbled this down on a notepad and went back to sleep lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Read Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 8:35 AM
I'm sure old Luke is not particular what flavour either. Love your sense of humor Jan.xx
Read Avatar
July 19, 2023 at 6:16 AM
You do have some weird dreams Jan,or should I say sweet.xx
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 8:47 AM
lol thanks John, i originally submitted the mushroom ice cream one but woke with this in my head this morning, scribbled it down and went back to sleep lol:-) hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 2:57 AM
Now, this is the real Jan Allison. I won’t even try to guess the name of that flavor!
Lane Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I’ve no doubt
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 3:51 AM
lol less than one minute from start to finish with perfect syllable count each time lol
Lane Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Hi! You sure don’t need to meditate on writing limericks as fast as you write them. I hope you’re having fun.
Allison Avatar
July 18, 2023 at 3:46 AM
ha ha ha Lin! It's not even the one I was working on either lol woke up with this idea had to scribble it on my notepad and go back to sleep lol. Just chilling out at the hotel, did a meditation session and then had to sleep lol:-) hugs jan x
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