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Premium Member Gulp! What Did You Swallow?
gulp! ahurr ahurr ahurr “I swallowed a cricketer” he shouted with a cough but, we asked, in a joking scoff “do you not mean a cricket?” then to our amazement and in the very next minute he regurgitated a bat! which promptly flew back to its cave and that, it seems, was that ...

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Categories: gulp, fun, funny, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Gulp
I’m just a little goby and I swim above the sand I’m glad to live beneath the waves and not upon the land I hear there’s cats and birds up there that love to dine on fish So as a little goby I’m right here where I would wish My fins kick up a little sand as I go...

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Categories: gulp, fish,
Form: Personification



Premium Member Gulp
a glimpse of heaven a taste of hell that's what he perceived at death's dreaded knell summoned to court he gasped hard when he saw the judge and the jurors his wife and kids ~ his...

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Categories: gulp, 9th grade, cry, death,
Form: Rhyme
Gulp: a Murder Conspiracy
Have you ever heard a crow caw in the dead of night Never the thought crossed my mind until such was my plight In the bright of the light I saw vast more than one Nary my delight when their numbers sent me shook to stun Pondered to run but when said and done everyone knows That you don’t mess...

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Categories: gulp, animal, bird, funny, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He Likes To Play Golf--
A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He likes to Play Golf-- There once was man named Gilsn Gulp who liked golf; He said, "See the lovely sand trap Rudolf!" It was rather porous, good; But not very dogwood; He couldn't say no to the rodolph? 3/19/19 A Limerick by James Edward Lee Sr....

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Categories: gulp, analogy, character, engagement, funny,
Form: Limerick



Gulp
Gulp! I wonder aloud where others can’t listen, so I can keep my thoughts in a row About a girl, up on the fourth floor, a heaven sent beauty that I’d like to know Merely a daydream, for I am nobody, least not the kind that she’d ever see Sort of a nerd, not very handsome, down in the mailroom, just...

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Categories: gulp, fear, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Gulp
There was a lady from Connet Who got a bee in her bonnet. She untied the string To be rid of the thing But her mouth opened upon it....

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Categories: gulp, humor,
Form: Limerick

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