Grossing Poems | Examples


Commoner

I am incapable 
In my existence 
To fathom the love that I receive 
It is not ever same
Everyday the envelope takes a distinct figure 
Adding to my muddle 
Each day it alters its scent
But it boils me to think 
How is it love if days can recast it 
Or is it that 
My feeble mind 
Is incapable of 
Knowing the love of the titled 
For my letters if ever posted 
Would always smell the same
But I do know 
I am incapable 
Of grossing a response to it
As it would be dull to love a commoner 
For who has known only one scent
Categories: grossing, emotions, fear, love, passion,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberJockeys On Back To Front


Here's a laugher, pay attention
It'll make your day a whole lot brighter
Put my Jockeys on back to front
Put some tap water in my cigarette lighter

Gave the cat a bunch of the dog food
What a silly billy old me
Of course fed the dog some kitty food
He meowed and climbed up a tree

Poured red wine on my cereal
Put a bunch of sour cream on my toast
Hey that was really kinda yummy
Hot mustard on ice cream's the most

A little bit weird, a little bit strange
In my world there's nuttin' off limits
Try anything once, maybe even twice
Even M&Ms fried in my skillet

I'm grossing me out, gotta stop now
Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar
Have I gone nuts, is it love that's got me
No it's just me... go figure!
Categories: grossing, fun,
Form: Rhyme


Premium MemberJockeys On Back To Front

Here's a laugher, pay attention
It'll make your day a lot brighter
Put my Jockeys on back to front
Put some tap water in my lighter

Gave the cat a bunch of dog food
What a silly billy old me
Fed the dog some kitty food
He meowed and climbed up a tree

Poured red wine on my cereal
Put sour cream on my toast
Hey that was really kinda yummy
Mustard on ice cream's the most

A little bit weird, a little strange
In my world there's nuttin' off limits
Try anything once, maybe even twice
Even M&Ms fried in my skillet

I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop
Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar
Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love
But that's just me, go figure!

© Jack Ellison 2014
Categories: grossing, humorous,
Form: Quatrain

Premium MemberJockey's On Back To Front

Here's a laugher, pay attention
It'll make your life a lot brighter
Put my Jockeys on back to front
Put some tap water in my lighter

Gave the cat a bunch of dog food
What a silly billy old me
Fed the dog some kitty food
Meowed and climbed up a tree

Poured red wine on my cereal
Put sour cream on my toast
Hey that was really kinda yummy
Mustard on ice cream's the most

A little bit weird, a little strange
In my world there's nuttin' off limits
Try anything once, maybe even twice
Even M&Ms fried in my skillet

I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop
Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar
Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love
But that's just me, go figure!

© Jack Ellison 2013
Categories: grossing, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
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