Jockey's On Back To Front

Here's a laugher, pay attention It'll make your life a lot brighter Put my Jockeys on back to front Put some tap water in my lighter Gave the cat a bunch of dog food What a silly billy old me Fed the dog some kitty food Meowed and climbed up a tree Poured red wine on my cereal Put sour cream on my toast Hey that was really kinda yummy Mustard on ice cream's the most A little bit weird, a little strange In my world there's nuttin' off limits Try anything once, maybe even twice Even M&Ms fried in my skillet I'm grossing me out, I gotta stop Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar Have I gone nuts, maybe it's love But that's just me, go figure! © Jack Ellison 2013
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Dietrich Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 12:47 AM
CUTE!!! Yes, jack, it must be love. Who is the lucky lady?
Ellison Avatar
September 21, 2013 at 4:31 AM
The "lucky" lady is Cathie, my dear sweet wife of 12 years! We grow older but our love never does! Big hugs, Jack xoxox
Sivey Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 5:25 PM
You're right my friend, it's just you going crazy Jack, ha ha! But I love it! You bring enlightenment to us all by your clever writes, so very wonderful! What a brilliant poem, Great Work!! BTW I'm doing well, the surgery was a success and I'm doing well! I can only stay up for short period of times as it is sore down there, you can imagine I'm sure! Thank you for your thoughts and prayers, I appreciate that!
Ellison Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 7:44 PM
Really happy to hear you're coming along my friend... GREAT NEWS! Take it easy... we'll wait! Cheers for a speedy recovery, my mate!!!
Onclaud Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 12:32 PM
Har, har, jack... you made me giggle with your food trip... i'll try that donut with vinegar... what a gas!..:) huggs
Ellison Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 7:42 PM
Let me know how that works out Nette!!! LOL Glad it gave you a tickle... big huggeroonies! Jack xoxoxox
Eastman Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 8:15 AM
Naaww! That's a morning cruzing for a second cup of coffee... LOL... Dragon loved this one... The penguins keep trying to feed Dragon Ice Cream with anchovies... Trust me... Not Pretty! But the penguins love it... Fall weather is hard on us here... especially me... Couldn't find the glasses on my head and lost my blue coffee cup while it was still in my hand... Dragon laughed... and laughed... so the Trolls, the penguins. The weird frogs approved. But Hubby helped me find them. Isn't he sweet!
Eastman Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 9:56 AM
No worry! I've always been like this...LOL
Ellison Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 8:25 AM
I certainly can understand that your guys can relate to this one! LOL "lost my blue coffee cup while it was still in my hand"... hmmmmm might get that checked out my dear Carol... xoxoxoxoxox
Hamilton Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 7:27 AM
Jack, Jack how stupendously funny Love your humor big hugs Shadow x smile
Ellison Avatar
September 19, 2013 at 7:31 AM
A great big smackeroonie from across the sea, my dear Shadow! Hugs, Jack xoxox
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