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Jockeys On Back To Front

Here's a laugher, pay attention It'll make your day a whole lot brighter Put my Jockeys on back to front Put some tap water in my cigarette lighter Gave the cat a bunch of the dog food What a silly billy old me Of course fed the dog some kitty food He meowed and climbed up a tree Poured red wine on my cereal Put a bunch of sour cream on my toast Hey that was really kinda yummy Hot mustard on ice cream's the most A little bit weird, a little bit strange In my world there's nuttin' off limits Try anything once, maybe even twice Even M&Ms fried in my skillet I'm grossing me out, gotta stop now Just sprinkled my donut with vinegar Have I gone nuts, is it love that's got me No it's just me... go figure!

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Date: 5/6/2024 8:07:00 AM
ha ha ha you certainly made me laugh out loud dear brother Jack xx
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2024 9:45:00 AM
Was anyone around at the time!!! LOL Love from across the seas!!! xxx
Date: 5/6/2024 6:28:00 AM
Lol, don't worry Jack, we all have those senior moments, just make sure you're dressed when you go to the mall. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 5/6/2024 6:49:00 AM
The jockeys are not all that important except when you're searching for the important appendage! LOL Have a great Monday Thomas!!!

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