Gross Out Poems - Poems about Gross Out

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Nectarous taste would not surcease in torture now that’s my showpiece; I sit in a hard chair pallid, there’s solace in something solid; Give fine obeisance to the madness, decayed memories savor sadness; Such enmity in your answer, the pinnacle of gross grandeur; Your lotion now my nepenthe, letting me drown so easily; Rocking on this rickety porch, that scent hits me like...

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My boyfriend was agitated Because I was constipated We'd be late for the game Of course I was to blame My butt hole's not dialated On and on he whined and waited Use of laxatives, debated In my gut it was stuck I could smell it... oh yuck Boyfriend getting more frustrated I could hear the game on the phone I said, "Go. Just leave me...

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Daddy pulls out my straight teeth Keeps them in a jar for me Knocks it over when I'm bad He tells me that I "must be mad"' I pick them up off of the floor Cracked in half and looking sore It must be a pathetic sight He looks at me and his face goes white Shards of glass buried in my knees And...

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I have a gross handicap: While sleeping retains my cap, As I read feet in shoes tap And easily a work “Crap!” …And spoiled kids’ knuckles rap; During sermon daring a nap, Bathsheba survey her lap; For my trips shun the best map… Can I crush my handicap? Enough to energy sap: Eccentric wings stop their flap While Handicap fills some gap… But die could most handicaps: As...

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Twice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable which poetic product best be affixed with hashtag STINKY label. As a young whippersnapper and one precocious lad to boot, I discovered common combustible materials found in the bathroom. At opportune times, I blithely tinkered with dangerous chemicals that could (but never did) explode into one humongous fiery maelstrom and bloom (re: annihilate) this lad to smithereens. Window...

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The river’s running higher than the river’s run before I knew it was; there’s three feet of it on my kitchen floor And next doors garden shed came crashing into my front door But I needed a number two and I could wait no more I waded to my staircase and I clambered up the stairs Getting to my bathroom...

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The wife just returned from a store Where they picked her up off the floor She suffered a shock At the Price Check dock As the price had increased four score!...

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I come in my house one day Just got home from getting groceries You can always get the good deals on Mondays And I’m talking to one of my girlfriends who is shopping too We chitchat of everything while she does her groceries when I hear a sound Like scurrying through the floor I thought it was the rain pouring on...

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Mam told me I must eat my greens I’m certain I know what she means I pick lots of snot, And then eat the lot It’s tasty and full of proteins! Mam’s livid and screams ACT YOUR YEARS Aged fifty, I burst into tears She whacks me round the head Then she sends me to bed And now I’ve got cauliflower ears! For a...

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Some become a boss And it is an achieved loss, Their misconducts much gross, No more touching of Christ’s Cross! Some become a boss And it hits their moss: Travelers by mysterious force, Often wanting to run a course. Yes, some emerge a boss And they’re an incarnated horse To all of us A-To-Catch bus. I once was a boss, And began to my head toss, As though listening...

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I’m dining with my cousin Giles Who disclosed he’d terrible piles He’s wriggly and twitchy Cos his butt’s so itchy His visage is sad, there’s no smiles He’d tried using soft margarine This process had just made him scream So he did not linger With his index finger But Anusol worked like a dream I said it was my understanding That surgeon ‘s do hemorrhoid...

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JELLO I hate jello because it is a food once in your mouth it wiggles moves reminds me of what worms must feel like to eat grosses me out for the life of me Who had such a fantasy to make some squishy protein From animal parts most disgusting Food served in hospitals observably Jellied cranberries a similar food Would rather have cranberry juice And...

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gross ghoulishness a feeling of horror gravestone rolls over...

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The concrete appreciate cement, the abstract, fantasy... ...

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