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Funny Grook Poems

These Funny Grook poems are examples of Grook poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Grook Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Sanitized Humor
Adult humor can be funny
even when its sanitized 
just enough to keep jittery
prudes unscandalized.

Less than that is to risk 
deadening the funny bone,
and it’s more...

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Categories: humor,



Wear Your Odd Socks With Pride
Wear your odd socks with pride,
No need for them to, in your gumboots hide,
Of funny looks, I don't give a darn,
As I can spin a...

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Categories: absence, blessing, celebration, celebrity,

Premium Member Spring Is Coming Soon
Flower pots will be cracking                    ...

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Categories: flower, uplifting, winter,

Premium Member The Cool Jester Sad Within
Always playing the fool, belittles self to buffoon.
Cap with bells belies the deep sad truth within.
Like blue-black ink squirts from octopus threatened,
   ...

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Categories: funny,

Idioticon Stolen Identity
You remind me of someone else, that is because                ...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humor, inspiration,



Accidental Humor
Standing there, with a big frown on my face                ...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humor, irony,

Stove Top Stuffing
Puffy words never made the bird bigger...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humor, integrity,

Eventually
Post scriptum                       ...

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Categories: allusion, death, funeral, funny,

This Is the Life Yup
I see in far side vision                   ...

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Categories: character, culture, funny, political,

Cold Soup
When your soup grows cold                    ...

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Categories: allusion, funny, how i

Flying My Space Canoe
Feeling like Gary gnu                     ...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humor, political,

Nonsense
In my bonce when to nonce                   ...

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Categories: allusion, funny, humorous, nonsense,

Impatience of the Proud
Impatience of the proud


The proud and the selfish always need to be first in line
They cannot wait for anyone their self- importance is so sublime
They...

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Categories: funny, god, prayer, pride,

Over Your Head
A river boat runs into a bar                  ...

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Categories: allusion, celebrity, drink, funny,

Premium Member Redundancy
How redundant is it
to give out a word to the wise.
Is it not the fools
who most need the advice?...

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Categories: culture, funny, introspection, wisdom,


Book: Shattered Sighs