Business Grook Poems

I often wondered how Tolstoy 
  found the time to write War and Peace.
I am now confident I know how,
In fact I am sure...

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When percentages come out to play,
And numbers that are more factual indoors stay,
We would be fools not to turn away,
And for an even contest pray,
Or...

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When foods were not called super,
Many more had them for their supper.

When foods were not called super,
Prices were cheaper.

When foods were not called super,
Nutrition fared...

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whoomp, whoomp whoomp!
e'er night like dis
and I do love you
cause we special togetta
me and you we like
diamonds and gold
like sweet nectar and kisses
we just right...

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Management consultants will loudly proclaim,
"There isn't a crisis that we cannot tame!"
I just wish they'd bother to engage their brain,
So we didn't end up with...

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You said I wasn't worth a plug nickel 
But you offered a penny for my thoughts, 
So I gave you my two cents 
And turned...

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How can something come out from nothing
When nothing can come from nothing?
So nothing isn’t nothing when it results into something,
Because by then, it would’ve been...

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A time tested honor
to be branded a goner,
just stand in the middle
of their circle of blame.
In this sex-crazed society
still obsessed with propriety,
it is you they'll...

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A Strand of Aphoristic Brian


Brian Strand has no business, “knowing he”.
Writing Ekphrasis flowing poetry           ...

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