My neighbour friend? His life is through -
He bit off more than he could chew:
His teenage daughter caused much grief -
Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief -
Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! -
Recorded on a smart device.
She called the cops and they drove him
Straight to the bad dad asylum.
April 1, 2023
On Wendy Watson’s Snappy Ending
Let me tell you a story, now truth to be told,
Of the birth of my offspring, no facts to withhold.
Confidential disclosure: none of them were planned,
As my fun guy and I savoured one task at hand.
Then one bright, sunny morning I woke up to puke,
Too many drinks last night, I dismissed as a fluke.
What unfolded then felt like a cloud - but not nine!
I figured I got knocked up and what if it’s mine?
My current beau convinced me that it clearly was,
Presented hard evidence and not just because.
I expected my fun life to soon disappear,
In nine months my first bundle of joy made it clear.
She emerged very slowly, one inch at a time,
Like a Queen to the throne, regal, loud and sublime.
For good from that moment on my whole being fell
Under not known yet, but divine motherhood spell.
I embraced my new role and went on a birth spree,
So I didn’t stop til I got girl number three.
Now my beautiful daughters keep me on cloud nine -
Sublime and majestic, undeniably mine.
Mamma Mia! Girl’s tale - an extravagant plot!
Happy ending from start to finish! Dot! Dot! Dot!
April 15, 2022
She's been knocked down
Or she's got knocked Up,
She might loose her life
Or she brings a life,
She fights for her life
Or she adapts to new life,
She's in a state of coma
Or she can't tell d owner,
She hears d prayers said for her
Or she hears d jeers made at her,
She's just 17 & screams 'I can't go'!
Or she's just 17& screams 'pussshh'!
She sees his face & she's scared
Or she sees his face & she's happy,
She meets d reaper & she's gone
Or she sees her baby & he's Born.
I'm only seventeen but the pains that I've had could've took fifty years to build.
I was abandoned as a child, and left all alone. Given to someone who doesn't
really care. Then at eight I had my innocience taken away. But I'm only seventeen
don't get me wrong. Then at fourteen I had my first love, but love is for suckas and
that didn't go good. I got knocked up at sixteen and lost that right away, but I'm
only seventeen don't get me wrong. Then I found a guy that I thought just might
be right, but when I saw him at the movies that night, I knew nothing would turn
out right. I'm only seventeen and I been through alot, I'm going through a court
case right now, for rape of a child, but he was only fifteen and rape is not right.
We were together and truth be told, I was told he was sixteen that night. So
i'm only seventeen and i've gone through alot, but I'm only seventeen, who am I to
say that it's alot.