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Funny Gospel Poems

These Funny Gospel poems are examples of Gospel poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Gospel Funny poems written by international poets.

What Does It

Now what does it profit 
a man to gain 
The whole world 
but lose his soul.

I don't know... 
ask the fool
With the gold.

Chomping on the...

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Categories: christian, gospel, love,

Demon Possession

Demon possession is on the rise
Because so many people are believing the enemies lies
He loves to dress in disguise
Seducing his victims until their demise
He creeps...

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Categories: bible, destiny, gospel,

Wait a Minute

Wait a minute or a moment and your tomorrow is gone. “Yesterday” is here and it's not just a song. We have magic, we have...

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Categories: appreciation, funny, giving, gospel,

My Confession One Updated

When I was a child I spoke as a Child!   
 As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...

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Categories: gospel, appreciation, art, business, care,

Journey

a day in the life 
of an everyday man
mostly working to live
to provide what he can

looking at others 
and comparing success
but a man who has...

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Categories: atheist, culture, earth, gospel,

Palm History Awash With Drips

(Me slippery fingers slither,
slip and slide splashing ala
Jackson Pollock), sans slap
dash experimental, swiftly

tailored and harried writing
style, yes on par with purging,
spewing, venting...unexpurgated,
unexpressed, unexplained... 
words, which...

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Categories: gospel, analogy, atheist, boat, creation,

A Good Perspective

As a child, he used to think….
What if I had no friends?
What if I never knew the meaning of Christmas?
What if I knew nothing of...

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Categories: gospel, blessing, cheer up, childhood,

Vicar of Bray

There was a dear Vicar of Bray,
Fell out of his pulpit one day.
Jumping up, said I’m fine,
Too much Communion wine,

That inebriated Vicar of Bray....

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Categories: drink, funny, gospel, humorous,

Sleep Walking In Church

Growing up consisted of Sunday morning worship
I don’t mean no disrespect it made me a better grown up
It also led to funny tales that I’m...

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Categories: funny, gospel,

Dad the Song Leader

My mother used to fuss at dad, in church he’d lead the singing
He really wasn’t that great a singer and kept my mother fussing
On the...

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Categories: funny, gospel,

Thou Shalt Not Kill

"Thou shall not kill"
Was etched in stone
High on a mountain top
As if God cracked
His funny bone
And no one heard it pop

We kill to eat
And not...

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Categories: food, garden, gospel, humanity,

A Sonnet of Love

A Sonnet 
If I knew you loved me, I would have
killed you before,   a sentence that makes no sense
keep swirling around my head....

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Categories: gospel, friendship, funny love, giggle,

Rapping About Jesus

I'm here rapping. 
All my fans their clapping. 
All the haters laughing. 
I don't listen to haters. 
Even if their bunch of dictators. 
People don't...

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Categories: cool, faith, god, gospel,

The Gospel According To An Ass

as we celebrate that glorious event known as Palm Sunday
what do you think that donkey Jesus rode would have to say?
to ride on a donkey...

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Categories: gospel, animals, faith, funny, inspirational,