Humorous Goose Poems

Yours truly embarks on wild goose chase after elusive pot of gold

two alternate titles: 
1. Gander seeking goose that laid the golden egg
2. Incorrigible lottery...

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Pursuit for elusive prey
teases yours truly
into treacherous catacombs
dangerous mentally
challenging pitfalls,

sets small hairs of back
on camp creeks edge
of night, where dark shadows
evoke outer limits
of twilight zone

prompting...

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Mother Goose
       met Dr. Suess

     Now that goose
       ~...

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seemingly clear path
one stubborn goose hunkers down
~ back away slowly...

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A most majestic fowl is the goose!

     'Tis a thing of beauty in flight,

       ...

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price of magic beans 
           came at a gigantic cost 
    ...

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One day it's Doctor Seuss.
Now it is a goose
who took to the back of a bulky brown moose.
It was said the goose had a bald...

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One day it's Doctor Seuss.
Now it is a goose
who took to the back of a bulky brown moose.
It was said the goose had a bald...

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I had a fat goose and she clucked
Each time a soft feather got plucked
The goose then got old
And could not be sold
So into my oven...

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Once upon a time there was Mr. Goose;
he lived adjacent to the house of Mr. Moose.

A cup of coffee and muffins was his bliss;
everyday this...

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Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
   when off to see a crooked man and woman
whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little
...

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a goose in a trance
plucking and stuffing easy
eyes start watering...

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