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Goldarn Poems - Poems about Goldarn


Curtain Call
...T0 Spencer Snyder, age 80 Curtain Call He signed you for a starring role, with no time to rehearse, None had played the part before, so no-one better or worse, Been a long run and the fol......

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Categories: goldarn, age, appreciation, birthday, encouraging,
Form: Rhyme
Fuzzy Socks and Crocs: Hideous
...Sand flows much too quickly in that goldarn hour glass I'm no spring chicken, but I'll have to take a pass If a guy thinks he rocks Wearing fuzzy socks and crocs That nerdy look is just too dorky......

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Categories: goldarn, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Would You Believe
...I appreciate you asking me for a date Would you believe you asked too late? No? Well I have another excuse A list of them that's quite profuse I tripped and fell, breaking my nose Now there......

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Categories: goldarn, nonsense,
Form: Couplet

Book: Reflection on the Important Things