Would You Believe
I appreciate you asking me for a date
Would you believe you asked too late?
No? Well I have another excuse
A list of them that's quite profuse
I tripped and fell, breaking my nose
Now there's blood all over my clothes
I've absolutely nothing decent to wear
I haven't had time to wash my hair
I ate chocolate covered crickets
and that gave me goldarn rickets
I turned a shade of putrid green
so the doctor said I'm quarantined
Really, it's not that I don't wanna
but somehow I woke up in Tijuana
Perhaps at another time, maybe?
Right now I'm about to have a baby!
Copyright © Lin Lane | Year Posted 2018