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Would You Believe

I appreciate you asking me for a date Would you believe you asked too late? No? Well I have another excuse A list of them that's quite profuse I tripped and fell, breaking my nose Now there's blood all over my clothes I've absolutely nothing decent to wear I haven't had time to wash my hair I ate chocolate covered crickets and that gave me goldarn rickets I turned a shade of putrid green so the doctor said I'm quarantined Really, it's not that I don't wanna but somehow I woke up in Tijuana Perhaps at another time, maybe? Right now I'm about to have a baby!

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Tim Smith

Date: 6/7/2018 7:12:00 PM

Babahaha...so then it's a definite maybe, I'll even help you name the baby

Lin Lane
Date: 6/14/2018 7:27:00 AM

I'll consider it...definitely, maybe.

Charlie Smith

Date: 6/7/2018 12:18:00 PM

I used that excuse one time in Juarez. Remind me never to tell you about that weekend. Loved the write...

Lin Lane
Date: 6/8/2018 5:38:00 AM

Ha ok it's a deal. Thanks, Charlie.

Jan Allison

Date: 6/7/2018 11:01:00 AM

lol Lin love to see your humour shining through, some great excuses ... I wonder if anyone has ever used them lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 6/7/2018 11:03:00 AM

If not in fact, then I'm sure in thought. I find a few giggles inside of me now and then. Thanks, Jan.

Daniel Turner

Date: 6/7/2018 10:16:00 AM

Love the humor Lin. It's funny to me how we humans never grow up, always needing to know why the answer is no. It really doesn't matter does it. The answer is not going to change regardless of the reason why.

Lin Lane
Date: 6/7/2018 10:24:00 AM

All true, Danny. I think we can best attribute it to that nasty trait called 'ego.' The less of one we have, the better off we will be. Thanks for enjoying this one and leaving a comment. I posted a silly one then another, a titch more intense.

Richard Lamoureux

Date: 6/7/2018 9:47:00 AM

Ha ha, poor fellow. Perhaps it will inspire him to paint a painting.

Lin Lane
Date: 6/7/2018 9:54:00 AM

Could be. He could take a lesson or two from your Painted Lady poem. I really enjoyed it, Rick. Thanks for stopping by.