Gobbledegook Poems

Gobbledegook

...Garbage written in ‘How To Assemble’
Outlandish nonsense with English attempted
Borderline craziness it can resemble
Baffled, I mutter, “May I be exempted?”
Lun...

Night Gremlins

...Gobbledegook's all in my joints,
the corners of my eyes, it seems.
And when I first get out of bed,
I hear the not-so-silent screams.

The gremlins and the goblins play
when eyes are closed in ...

Gobbledegook

...Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the news 
Still hea...

Gobbledegook

...GOBBLEDEGOOK

Well how's about this little tidbit
I'm in A-1 physical condition
Test after test is undeniable proof
Healthy as hell, their conclusion

Guess you're jealous hearing the ...

Coma Conversation: I Am In Your Computer

...C:
  I journeyed long upon the way, e-mailed through your router
  hello "Henry", good to greet, I am in your computer
  I am between him and her, so I am gender neuter

  I am ten years landing...

Dorian In High Dudgeon

...For such a low gudgeon, Dorian in high dudgeon.
The puppet popped atop amid internal turmoil,
Of the Russian, for the Russian and by the Russian,
He spent nearly 3 years trafficking spoils

The ...

Overcooked

...Some people you can read like an open book
Pages worn, just a bunch of gobbledegook
Sorry for them
A lot depends
Sometimes brains can get overcooked...

A Whirlpool of Time

...Mind’s been on edge. These drugs just seem like the only way out.
I tripped and fell into an abyss of time.
I’m going back in time, to try and figure out where I MESSED up,
But it’s all gobbledego...

Dystopian

...It is warmer

In Paris 
They talk about
The weather
Eat frugally 
Hamburgers made of 
Indian cows
Turnips from Sweden 
Potatoes
From Holland 
Gobbledegook
And sign on
The dotted line....

Gobbledegook

...In spite of my charms and stunning good looks
I'm bad to the core and I'm a bit of a schnook
Knock down old ladies
Scare little babies
Not true, just spewing out a bunch of gobbledegook
...

Le Vacance Pretentieuse: Your Favourite Tv Programmes, Now Even Less Understandable

...Gargling, a gargoyle’s groan gulps
From the bilingual blackness of TV,
A clockwork advertisement pulps
Knowledge into your worn mind free
Of charge. Nothing but gobbledegook
Everywhere, an insistent ...

The Missionary

...crouching down to 
“get on the same level” as the child standing before her/him,
with one hand brushing away a few flies that have
nestled themselves in the hair of the kid
as the sun beats down 
bur...

Christmas Letters

...'Tis so nice at Christmas time to receive a colorful array of cards,
From kith and kin sending their warmest Yuletide regards.
I don't mind receiving bills or a summons to serve on a jury,
But ope...

Garbled Communication

...Ever since Adam and Eve greeted the dawn of Creation,
Humankind has seen the tragic results of miscommunication!
They ate the forbidden fruit because of that crafty snake;
Now we suffer tribulatio...

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