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Funny Girl Poems

These Funny Girl poems are examples of Girl poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Girl Funny poems written by international poets.


Hairy Freedom
My hair is wild, as wild as can be. 
It sticks out in all sorts of places, 
It goes through many fits and stages, 
You...

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Categories: girl, child, childhood, children, daughter,



LOVE WOMEN
Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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Categories: friendship, funny love, girl,

Jersey Belle, My Jersey Girl
'twas at the country fair I spied her
outstanding in her field
(in many more ways than one)
beyond compare second to none
eyelashes long and lovely skin of...

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Categories: girl, animal, fun, funny love,

LIFE OF A STREET GIRL
Life of a street girl
Not easy
To survive 
Always trying 
To survive 
Either by hookup
Or by crook.

Always looking 
For a way to go
Life of a street...

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Categories: girl, africa, children, christian, community,

Premium Member Honkers pic prompt sb Margarita Lillico



Three bros., Wideye, Snaggletooth, and Zonkers
When in town went a little bit bonkers
With the girls that walked by
What was level with their eye
Was ogled, whistled...

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Categories: girl, cute, funny,



THE COST OF LOVE
He wandered through his days with pockets empty, bare,
His heart full of hope, but weighed down by despair.
He stole from those he loved, their cherished...

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Categories: funny love, girl, heart,

Premium Member Little Darlings
Two dazzling dainty darlings, 
Delightful flowers on a tree, 
Fancy pretence funny role-play, 
Sing alluring songs, no worry! 

Favourite choice playing house, 
Invite friends to...

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Categories: children, girl,

Premium Member Just A Girl
She's not yet a pre-teen.
She is Herself everyday. 
She has no idea that anyone could hate her 
or think she is bad. 
She loves how...

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Categories: change, encouraging, gender, girl,

Coachella DeVil
(To the tune of Cruella De Vil) 

CoachElla De Vil, CoachElla De vil 
She's in sparkly hotpants 
And singing for thrills 
She's so drunk she...

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© Cosmic Kat  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: celebrity, culture, funny, girl,

Premium Member That's Ruff
Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't...

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Categories: boy, dog, funny, girl,

I Know a Girl
I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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© Akash Jha  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girl, anxiety, care, funny love,

Favourite girl
In your world, I just wanna swirl,
Be your favorite girl, precious like a pearl.
In your gaze, find my maze,
Lost in the daze, our love ablaze.
I...

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Categories: funny love, girl,

Epigram t
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I told ya not to show
           Me
       now look...

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Categories: funny, girl, sexy,

Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girl, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny

Premium Member Gormless Sue Part two

I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: girl, anger, boyfriend, community, confusion,


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