Funny Girl Poems

My hair is wild, as wild as can be. 
It sticks out in all sorts of places, 
It goes through many fits and stages, 
You...

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Love women for all they do.
Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. 
Do not discard them when you are done with...

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'twas at the country fair I spied her
outstanding in her field
(in many more ways than one)
beyond compare second to none
eyelashes long and lovely skin of...

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Life of a street girl
Not easy
To survive 
Always trying 
To survive 
Either by hookup
Or by crook.

Always looking 
For a way to go
Life of a street...

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Three bros., Wideye, Snaggletooth, and Zonkers
When in town went a little bit bonkers
With the girls that walked by
What was level with their eye
Was ogled, whistled...

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He wandered through his days with pockets empty, bare,
His heart full of hope, but weighed down by despair.
He stole from those he loved, their cherished...

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Two dazzling dainty darlings, 
Delightful flowers on a tree, 
Fancy pretence funny role-play, 
Sing alluring songs, no worry! 

Favourite choice playing house, 
Invite friends to...

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She's not yet a pre-teen.
She is Herself everyday. 
She has no idea that anyone could hate her 
or think she is bad. 
She loves how...

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(To the tune of Cruella De Vil) 

CoachElla De Vil, CoachElla De vil 
She's in sparkly hotpants 
And singing for thrills 
She's so drunk she...

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Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't...

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I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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In your world, I just wanna swirl,
Be your favorite girl, precious like a pearl.
In your gaze, find my maze,
Lost in the daze, our love ablaze.
I...

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I told ya not to show
           Me
       now look...

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I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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I once told a story about my 
Ex-girlfriend Gormless Sue
Well that was part one
And this is part two

Gormless Sue had a farm
She lived in a...

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