Humorous Giraffe Poems

There were once some giraffes asked to tea
They politely accepted with glee.
The butler remarked, ”Aren’t YOU tall!”
For you, our chairs are too small.
So they drank...

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Geraldine Giraffe liked dining high class
Chose kale over dandelions, crabgrass
          Never drank tea from carafe
 ...

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i am an elephant
 my name is singular
 thus it's not weird
 that I play guitar

 and i say i'm a giraffe
 I reach the...

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Beauty
lightness
elegance  in parts
that complete and combine...
Modes
vacant
even in greatness...
so much beauty,
torticollis to sight
 is price
that's what we pay for ..
giraffe...!...

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SEEDING CLOUDS


A giraffe’s head is so high it
Lets him eat clouds for a diet
But in skies where there are few clouds
Cloud eating is not allowed
Science...

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There was a giraffe in a zoo
Named April, and she ate for two.
For, pregnant she was-
Spectators abuzz!
And soon little hooves peaked right through!

In minutes he...

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April the giraffe’s live feed is all the rage,
Every day we hope to see the birth engaged.
Where oh where can the new baby be?
Is this...

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As I sit with my friend and try to speak
To find the right word so often seems bleak.
You see as an old person you do...

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Just a normal Sunday sitting on my chair
When all of sudden in walked my auntie uncle Claire

What the hell you doing barging in like that??
He...

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I have a friend
His name is George
He is a giraffe as tall as my house
We have fun together
Walk for miles along the fields
He lets me...

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