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Just a normal Sunday sitting on my chair When all of sudden in walked my auntie uncle Claire What the hell you doing barging in like that?? He said your not going fu**ing believe it? I just ran over your Cat I said the only pussy in this house is my other half, We played a few drinking games and i beat him at charades He soon ad enough of that tho so i pulled out deck cards then he stared moaning reckon the games i play are hard. Well i had enough of his lip i couldn't take no more so rubbed his face on cheese grater and now hes bloody sore.

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Date: 2/8/2018 2:24:00 PM
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