Baby Giraffe Poems

It was the weirdest conversation two people ever made
Well, maybe not the weirdest, but weird by at least one shade
How does your giraffe sleep? The...

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I've just given birth to my calf,
My cute little baby giraffe.
He fell to the ground
With a gushing sound;
Nearby were on-lookers and staff.

I must say that...

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The young giraffe ate a hot red pepper
The poor animal felt like a leper.
The spicy fruit was too hot and it took
Her long to digest...

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Baby giraffe was jealous of baby joey.
Why don’t you have a pouch, mother? He asked.
She had no answer for that but mentioned her height.
I can...

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Your baby dropped six foot to the ground?
Head first with no midwife around?
She nodded her head.
More than enough said.
Her new baby giraffe was easily found...

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Your mom and dad, long in captivity
   may not recall the joys of being free.
They've learned to live their life so peacefully;
 ...

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April the giraffe’s live feed is all the rage,
Every day we hope to see the birth engaged.
Where oh where can the new baby be?
Is this...

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Giraffe long slender 
Neck, with a long black tongue
Cleans baby squirrel...

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