Marriage Giggle Poems

he dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married...

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I must be nutty as a fruitcake
      for attending my sister's
         'pre-marital...

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Annie thought Ben would be forever trusty
    But Ben hain't been married nigh on two year now
     ...

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Blessed

A blessed man, 
is a man that knows God. 
That is close to Him, 
with every breath of his life. 

A blessed man, 
is one...

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The verse says at age 120 'Moses went'
    but didn't mention where he was going

  Some say to Heaven he was...

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He once was a she
  Though now she’s a he
If he marries me or my brother
  ~ Hee-hee we will be...

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My husband likes to start his day
in quite an injudicious way

He wolfs down cold coffee yogurt
topped off with frozen egg yolks 

And though he's never...

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He couldn't stand her temper tirades
   She ranted and raved about bills left unpaid

A tragic couple they were, a perfect mismatch ~
 ...

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When we first dated
         she gave me erections
       Now that we're...

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I told her marriage was an institution.
She went mental.
I consoled myself with shooting the tortoise.
It was for the best.
There was no way it would win...

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Lizards

L
Lovely, long lizards, 
guardians of the porch.

I
Indomitable reminders of a time, 
now gone.

Z
Zebra striped and plain, 
all the very same.

A
All about their business on their...

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He is black; she is white
  She, his queen; he, her knight
He's far left; she's far right
  But never ever do they fight

Sure,...

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Last year I thought I'd give 
  my 'eager' spouse a palliative

Whenever he was in 'the mood for love'
  You know where I...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Show me someone keen to die,
And I will show you someone who does not know how to live.

Show me someone who is prepared to die,
And...

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