Gas Guzzler Poems - Poems about Gas Guzzler

...Backyard dandelions have parachuted upwards, on heavenly breezes. The mower gave them a kick-start, then they ascended; some to tickle ears and noses. Ride along garden ......Read the rest...

...Ding The dryer just went off I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes Time to put my happy face on And leave for work Don’t forget to brush your gums With fluoride issued toothpaste and W......Read the rest...

...The tank's getting low The needle's on 'E' And I already owe A gold mine to BP. So I look at the prices Anything under four bucks? I'll be eating beans and rices Because this gas guzzler suc......Read the rest...

...CAR COURT Enter, the older heavyweight steel giant, The bailiff, a 1954 Hudson, reads unhesitant : On the docket for this morning : guilty by implication - a Trabant, In c......Read the rest...

...Don't stand there looking like, you don't understand, I am speaking clearly, you show off man. Riding on my bumper, then I had to stop, oh your breaks didn't work, your head is full of rocks......Read the rest...