Galoot Poems


Premium Memberhe had feelings for this big galoot

She came prancing in wearing a lovely houndstooth suit.
And a silky lavender shirt, and a neck tie lariat to boot.
Her oversized rhinestone shades made her ex yell out “shoot!”
He still had enormous loving feelings for this feminine galoot.
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Categories: galoot, feelings,
Form: Monorhyme

Premium MemberWhatta Big Old Galoot

However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot
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Categories: galoot, me,
Form: Limerick


Premium MemberWhatta Big Old Galoot

However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot
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Categories: galoot, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberWhatta Big Old Galoot

However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot
...
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Categories: galoot, fun,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberWhatta Big Old Galoot

However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot
...
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Categories: galoot, humorous,
Form: Limerick


Gerry Galoot

Gerry, a galoot from Burke,
 Was a professional at doing the shirk,
        No labour where he goed
          No sweat ever flowed,
     A genius at avoiding all work.
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Categories: galoot, children, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberWhatta Big Old Galoot

However you slice it, life's a big hoot
Been feeling like this since arriving whoop, whoop!
Popped out, SURPRISE!
It's me, whatta prize
As kooky as they come, whatta big old galoot


© Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: galoot, fun,
Form: Limerick
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