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Gallon Poems - Poems about Gallon


Half-Skunked Drunks
A truckful of drunks half-skunked boozers gun racks in the back unlucky losers pulled up to the pumps for a gallon or two only high octane tanked would do then one had a bad itch he started to scratch wanted a smoke and when he lit a match the explosion was heard three miles away to arrive alive do what they say 'Don't drink and drive' and yes it's true it could ruin...

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Categories: gallon, drink, fun, silly, word
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Ten Gallon Hat
I come from the borough of Queens, New York My classmates call me a Klutz and a dork Those names pervaded my soul, taking a toll Being at the bottom of the totem pole. Then Dad took me to the town of Tortilla Flat I walked into a store, bought a ten-gallon hat I started talking like John Wayne, also bought...

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Categories: gallon, environment, girlfriend, humor, pride,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member A Gallon of Coffee
The hours tick off I know every one Familiar their chimes until the day dawns... Crawl out of bed in the morning though not 'good as new' A gallon of coffee ~ may yet see me through...

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Categories: gallon, drink, morning, night, sleep,
Form: Rhyme
Remember To Phone the Police
For weeks Bruce wresting with the intent And right now wants to unveil content! A right palm packing pressures round steel, Watching eyes Death sight and owners feel: For whom it's meant his best: speeding heels As no single wounds from it heals Onlookers to open banks of tears The moment the thing lands: what heart fears... Still a fact: if cops appear...

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Categories: gallon, care, cry, death, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Galactic By the Gallon
Galactic cowboys mount mysterious steeds and chase spacey cows at unfathomable speeds! Lactating in circles they moo as they spray an interstellar round-up, a real milky way. It sparkles and glimmers, that distant lactation as it drenches the galaxy and all of creation. At heaven we marvel, in some ungodly hour, at distant milk curdles, already gone sour. 8/21/16 For Contest: Word Play:...

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Categories: gallon, funny, humor, nonsense, space,
Form: Couplet



A Gallon
“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!” The media’s gleefully howlin’ - But let’s not forget - They’re screwin’ us yet If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!...

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Categories: gallon, betrayal, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Limerick

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