A peanut farmer named Futz
Slipped and fell and crushed his nuts
Two nuts in a shell
Went crunch when he fell
Without nuts he’s just a putz
Categories:
futz, humorous,
Form: Limerick
No offense.
None taken of course because you are a futz.
They said that you said that she said that we said….
I do not want to tell you this but....
I roll my eyes.
"You are a middle school aged futz with white hair," I tell him.
"No offense but, I think you need to know..."
Suddenly he realizes I have been trying to interject something.
It was not important before, but now he realizes I have stopped listening.
He stares at me.
"I am a what?"
"You are a futz," I tell him.
"Why would you say that?" Mr. Instigator asks me.
Because on this site, I cannot use the P, that's why, I think.
Categories:
futz, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
we gallivant,
enamored with
such sweetly
swollen hearts
the gale sweeps through
the waltzing trees
with weeping
winter grace
your presence does
forever cull
my midst of
misery
I'm content in
believing these
surrogate
streets stretch on
Categories:
futz, teen,
Form: Free verse