Futz Misspelled But Not Misinterpreted

No offense. None taken of course because you are a futz. They said that you said that she said that we said…. I do not want to tell you this but.... I roll my eyes. "You are a middle school aged futz with white hair," I tell him. "No offense but, I think you need to know..." Suddenly he realizes I have been trying to interject something. It was not important before, but now he realizes I have stopped listening. He stares at me. "I am a what?" "You are a futz," I tell him. "Why would you say that?" Mr. Instigator asks me. Because on this site, I cannot use the P, that's why, I think.