Have you ever been
haunted (no you have not)
by a ghost from the future not even born yet
in your paper thin realm
trolled from a time post human extinction
it could only happen to you so-called
dead in your grave still tossing and turning
& scratching like a deviant
moldering and unquiet one hundred years now
and the whispers yes whispers from
the parallell (this is how we spell it now)
corridoor (see previous) keeping you
a-threshold in your very well deserved
sempiternal shelf of discomfort
Out here bebee the fourth dimension
swings in ways you cannot conceive so
don't test your pretty lil head
much of which is mush and thistle
but! you may be due compensation
for the futurama funnel imposition
a leakage episode beyond apology
under section bla bla
please submit your claim within 30 days
via the usual medium and
we shall endeavour to ensure
requiem aeternam thus ceasing
your infernal insomnia
yours the 3am committee
Categories:
futurama, death, sleep,
Form: Free verse
One of my favorite shows as a child
Was the Rocky and Bullwinkle Show.
Featuring Rocky the squirrel.
Bulwinkle the Moose
And associated bad guys.
Including Boris Badnioff
And Natasha Fatale
Vaguely Eastern European communists.
Rocky and Bullwinkle
Like the Simpsons, Futurama,
American Dad and Family Guy
Were children’s show
They were also quite subversive
Satire on modern life.
But Bulwinkle remains my favorite
Years ago I binged watched episodes
And remember every episode
Even though I had last seen them
Almost 50 years before.
Categories:
futurama, america, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Charlie is a foreign horse
Floated teeth and dentures fair
Such disarming southern charm
Tall and broad with silver hair
Troubling old Charlie flairs
Empty office empty chairs
Tramples over everyone
Best of all he never cares
Watch for Charlie stomping by
Sure a Bender follows soon
Chance of some deceit affair
Trot you out before its Noon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bender_(Futurama)
Categories:
futurama, abuse, work,
Form: Rhyme
No? No! No, no drama!
Yes I told you mama:
"What a panarama!
Let's watch Futurama?"
Categories:
futurama, heart,
Form: Rhyme