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Science Funny Love Poems

These Science Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about Science. These are the best examples of Funny Love Science poems written by international poets.


Shattered Matters
Pick it 
Up that 
There in

Front of 
You then
Throw it

Over 
There
Behind

You where you
Once were
Before

When you 
Stepped out 
Your door and

Walked
Passed
Other

People's glass
Houses all the while
Smiling knowing...

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Categories: funny love, adventure, dog, fishing, funny



Premium Member I Don'T Do Pills Well
I am on predizone or nitrachrome or some other such for my asthma kit.
Who invented asthma anyway, and why? It helps absolutely no one my...

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Categories: addiction, funny love, how

Premium Member Pavlov's Cat
Having lived with a cat
for the past six years--
I am thoroughly convinced
that both
Pavlov and his dog
were conditioned
by Pavlov's Cat.......

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cat, dog, funny love,

Tree
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree....

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© A.O. Taner  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, addiction, april, best friend,

When You Love a Nerd
When you love a nerd
Don't ask why they question you being hydrogen
Or why they diagnosed you with containing copper and tellurium 
Do not wonder why...

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Categories: cute love, funny love,



Asighd From Sighence
Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you...

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Categories: freedom, funny, funny love,

Antimony Foolishness
Age 51 is often when one’s unable,
To buy the status quo, it’s old and needs mending.
New sports car, how youthful!  Refuting the label,
Of premature...

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Categories: age, funny love, men,

Give It Up For Neil
out there in our world
there are brilliant individuals
whose minds are incredible,
awesome & inspiring,
bearing thoughts, ideas &
theories, which many of us
wouldn’t be able to fathom
if the...

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Categories: funny love, life, humorous, funny, love,

What Big Beautiful Eyes You Have
Mushroom clouds cover the planet
And deadly viruses to advance the plan
An obsolete species draws its last breath
The dust settles on the skulls of man

Souls free...

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© The Fringe  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny love, funny, love, science fiction,


Book: Shattered Sighs