Relationship Funny Love Poems

What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...

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lost in second 
but remembered 
forever
never again
and always
you freely
fully to
me one
to you
nothing
anymore
anyone...

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In one urban area in the Midwest, there lived a young, beautiful lady named A.   She wanted to get married so young because...

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“Did you come to see me?”
	“Why would I?”
“Do you love me?”
	“Do I?”
“Does the sun set in the West?”
	“What does that have to do with it?”
“Do...

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. This is not a game nor for fun, 
until you really finally get to know that someone. 

They were...

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Roses, flowers and bouquets
Love, Honor, Peace and Respect
Verses, poems and literature
Spring, wind and nature
You are psychologically ill
You are as violent as an eel.

Everything bores you...

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Each girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks

Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got
Looking...

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It’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...

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We sat on a blanket under a big oak tree,
Just Johnny-boy and little ol' me.
We laughed and joked and had some fun,
Under that oak shading...

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I lay very quiet till you open the door
Then I scurry clear across the floor.
I know that it's you and I can't wait
To have you...

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I’m glad you have two sides
So I can switch you through the night
I have to feel that cool spot
On my face to feel just right

At...

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When we’re dancing around
Can’t keep my feet down
They barely touch the ground
As we move to the sounds 
I have such fun with you
My thoughts go...

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I love you so much
I’d compare you to lunch
Although you're not chunky
Like that ice cream called monkey
You're peanut butter
When I'm desperately hungry 
I'd love to...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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By hook and crook 
I passed two days of lockdown. 
On 3rd day i made up my mind 
Not to take task at home in...

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