History Funny Love Poems
These History Funny Love poems are examples of Funny Love poems about History. These are the best examples of Funny Love History poems written by international poets.
The Love NowadayIf you give me your love
I'll make you be my dove
Because you're the only girl that i love
If love is a real love
We don't hardly...
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funny love, history, i
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse ViiiWonderworks
by Michael R. Burch
History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.
The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch
It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...
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fun, funny, funny love,
ChanceWe kept our silence in the room as we waited for the verdict to be read an innocent man sitting there with a murder hanging...
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funny love, america, appreciation, devotion, emotions,
Double LimericksThe Platypus: Double Limerick
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?
The platypus, though, is eager
although...
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funny love, cheer up, fun, funny,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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funny love, 12th grade, character, hope,
Bird of RomanceShe was not a virgin
But with beauty, she did reign
She was already married
But she arose to be adored
She was a widow
Her beauty and pride...
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beauty, caregiving, funny love,
Before AgeBefore Age
Effort and nutrition went in vain today
Knitted poem vanished in a click of finger
A question emerged in genuine mind
Who bloody ate up the...
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funny love, beauty, confidence, devotion, funny
Past Lovers That Stalk YouI can not run from his history or dodge a best forgotten past,
I'm constantly reminded of his flings that did not last,
You can run but...
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funny love,
Angela MerkelAngela Merkel
I have seen Angela Merkel naked it was on a nude beach
in East Germany and she was a young communist
member of the...
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fun, funny love, graduation,
CurrieCURRIE
She is my Noah’s ark
The flood can’t wash away the memory of us
No bridge can create a gap between us
I love every part of her...
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funny love, appreciation, cute love, funny
InsatiableI implored myself with money and okay,
thought that feasting at the time was no crime,
and as the chyme soothingly rolled in my head's threads,
then in...
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adventure, desire, funny love,
The Idiot and the Oddity Part7 FinaSo, as we say in Greece
That’s where I’ll End my story
For the things that happen next
Weren’t made for song of glory
So many Tails, throughout the...
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funny love, beach, betrayal, feelings, funny
Left Some Roommove over make motions for more
seems the same chapter approaches the shore
history on repeat like a skipping record score
to my life movies pickled and cored
struck...
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desire, feelings, funny love,
My Father's CleatsIt’s funny how my father’s hobby became mine. He has been a sportsman all his life, he played basketball, volleyball and softball all his youth,...
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funny love, childhood, family, father, history,
Test Drivegonna try it out
see just how it feels
slip behind the wheel
run it through the gears
test drive this new love
gonna study “Carfax”
view the history
check it for...
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funny love, funny, love