Goodbye Funny Love Poems

He doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood 
I say "But at...

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Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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I
That’s me
Can’t see you
Though
You're not there
Like me
You see
I’ve got time
Like mine and 
Me too
Your through 
With me 
I see

You that’s 
True
Like lines
That see
Me Not 
There...

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I was just 15, 15 would have just been 15 if 15
was without you.

You, were a lonely butterfly gliding among
the empty meadow.
We first met as...

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When it comes to being
called other name's by 
people

Sometimes they ain't all that 
half bad at all and can even
leave one feeling rather glad
instead

Like when...

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My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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hell is not in goodbye...
forever hell is in hello...

stan sand...

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OH DEAR, WHAT CAN THE MATTER BE


Oh dear, what can the matter be
I was such a fool, I couldn’t foresee.

Whenever we met on a date...

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Oh sweet bride to be 
as the flowers bloom
you snuck to my room 
in hopes of a lustful spoon
Groom anxiously awaits
as your father opens the...

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HELLO
Hello.. Adele, It,s me
Could you please stop calling me all the time
I don't know about England
But in USA that is a crime

Hello.. Adele 
You're in...

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Sometimes a normal life can become epic,
But this thing called fate has a bag full of tricks.

Every day in my village, out of the window,
I...

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The oversized

Plastic coffee cup 

with the plastic lid

says

Caution!

I am hot and wet

Handle me with care

Do not microwave...

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20 seconds in a moment.
You caught me when I was falling.
Stared my eyes and felt a flash!
Hearts are flying and made a clash.

20 seconds in...

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AT THE MIDLE OF A NIGHT
I wake up to unusual ringtone
I rise to pick up my phone
One eyed half open,
I stretch out my hands down...

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