War Funny Poems
These War Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about War. These are the best examples of Funny War poems written by international poets.
Little Red Riding Hood
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning, "Grandma needs...
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funny, smart,
LongingLove made me high
Then when it did die
Made me cry
Thought love was there to stay
But it is just a game people play
Promises made to be...
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funny, allusion, care, fantasy, fate,
Meet Me On the MoonNow for some good news,
that we might have missed.
It ain't no riot or pandemic,
so maybe didn't make your list.
For the first time in history,
a commercial...
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funny, poetry,
Twinkle, TwinkleTwinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
I can see you through my telescope,
And...
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funny, poetry,
It Kills MePeople are dying everyday
There is a war on ukraine
A grandma died her dog died too
No one knew in 6 months it was...
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funny, cute love, dark, dog,
I Went Lampshade ShoppingI am taking a trip to an antique store, ...
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funny, books, fun, humor, money,
Sugar, You TemptressSugar, you temptress, you hide everywhere
In many a form you never play fair.
You sneak in my life like a thief in the night
Stealing my...
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food, funny, health, humor,
HumorousWhen someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
we find such predicaments humorous.
And even...
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cheer up, funny, giggle,
What's Love Got To Do With ItI started out life as Anna Mae Bullock, ...
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funny, child, cry, hurt, music,
A Beko Chooses Nickname GeckoNot for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is...
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adventure, celebrity, funny, war,
NorwichBack during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...
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funny, husband, word play,
To Lisa and JoelMonkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin
Marmoset...
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animal, fun, funny, money,
LordedLorded
The mad writer licked the crystal
To get a sale
This he got oh yes
Bought an atomic
And sent it to Putin
By 1st class post
Eventful War Book...
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conflict, funny, nonsense, political,
Thufferin ThuccotathThat's dethpicable!
Of courth you know thith meanth war!!!
Did I hear you thay I thound like a puddy cat?
Thure no mithaking my dethpicable roar!...
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funny,
Where AreWhere are
You?
You must be at war
Again with yourself
You
Poor elf.
How is
Your health?
Please
Wealth
Is not important
When you’re so sick
So insignificant
Next to the creek
Don’t be a freak
Be wise and...
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deep, dream, fantasy, funny