War Funny Poems
These War Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about War. These are the best examples of Funny War poems written by international poets.
Penitentiary Clowns
The warden's dog steals every snack,
The inmates plot to get them back.
A daring heist for honey buns,
'Til Fluffy wins,...
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cool, crazy, funny, giggle,
Different WhipsLil mama in a Q50 infinity
Known to handle drama
Pulls up any vicinity
know a broad in a Amg
we hit the drive through theater
And we...
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car, funny love, hip
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
lIbErAtIoN Day/Daze! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
The Mistreatment of PensThe pen is mightier than the sword
The pen is the copyist of every word
Just don’t combine “pen is” as a paper headline once did report
And...
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assonance, funny, metaphor, sensual,
Cupid KnocksSome Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
—William Shakespeare
Cupid Knocks
War waged with red ribbons and lights of white.
The lights pure, expansive, deep and wide;
and ribbons...
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funny,
Storm in a Tea CupTiny tremors trigger tumultuous tantrums inside,
Like a whispered secret, that refuses to subside,
Trivial troubles trip, tender ties that once did bind,
Leaving love's landscape littered, with...
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funny, anger, anxiety, conflict, emotions,
Little Red Riding Hood
She sewed all day and she sewed all night then gave her daughter a red cape, some bread and a brave warning, "Grandma needs...
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funny, smart,
LongingLove made me high
Then when it did die
Made me cry
Thought love was there to stay
But it is just a game people play
Promises made to be...
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funny, allusion, care, fantasy, fate,
Meet Me On the MoonNow for some good news,
that we might have missed.
It ain't no riot or pandemic,
so maybe didn't make your list.
For the first time in history,
a commercial...
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funny, poetry,
Twinkle, TwinkleTwinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
I can see you through my telescope,
And...
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funny, poetry,
It Kills MePeople are dying everyday
There is a war on ukraine
A genocide in the middle east
A grandma died her dog died too
No one...
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funny, cute love, dark, dog,
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cheer up, funny, giggle,
A Beko Chooses Nickname GeckoNot for prized Wristwatch Seiko
Would I wear a Nick Gecko
And there is a sane Beko
Who could drink to “a Gecko”
And permits us to echo
“Beko is...
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adventure, celebrity, funny, war,
NorwichBack during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
NORWICH
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-
I never...
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funny, husband, word play,
To Lisa and JoelMonkeys make the world go round
The world go round, the world go round
Monkeys make the world go round
They make the world go round.
Vervet, howler, capuchin
Marmoset...
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animal, fun, funny, money,