Political Funny Poems

I have a plan
Yes it may be unconventional,
But as a fan
I assure you its success will be intentional.

Most of you may know me
My talent feted...

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"You have to listen to my opinion."
"No I don't. Go away."
"But my opinion is highly informative."
"No it isn't. Don't care."
"I know so much more than...

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Sally made silly jewelry,
with seashells from the seashore
She put an ad on Facebook,
to advertise her brand-new store.
When she sold all that she had,
the people still...

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Little upstart, young showboat
Lots of bluster full of gloat,
Been there minutes, thinks he knows,
Blind ambition and it shows.

They say he's bright and tough to boot,
Compared...

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is the flesh on the leg and thigh of the human 
dark meat
or is the hands and feet

the mortician says he doesn’t know
funerals are not...

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DONALD 
IT HAS BEEN 
REPORTED BY MANY

THAT YOU PLAY 
WITH IT
SEVERAL TIMES A DAY

I NEVER SAW THAT THING
AND SWEAR 
THAT I NEVER TOUCHED IT THAT...

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Lorded
The mad writer licked the crystal

To get a sale

This he got oh yes

Bought an atomic 

And sent it to Putin

By 1st class post



Eventful War Book...

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the choice to see the right

oh my dear, let me
clarify
the difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
first, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
they...

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I cackle and I giggle
I'm a friendly sort of gal
And when I’m quite excited
I'll give a little twirl.

Why would all this be funny
As It's simply...

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So what I kept some stuff
A few small keepsakes, merely fluff
They make such noise, so much dumb fuss
Their indignation careening like a bus.

Now they think...

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Wispy hair blew as he lied and took stands
Carried his giant ego through all the lands
This little orange troll
Hauled all of that bull
How did he...

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Cain killed Abel on a Monday night 
Abel didn’t get a chance to put up much of a fight
Cain said, “am I my brother’s keeper?”...

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Should an office employ 
50 men 50 women
87 white British with 7 of them Asian 
2 Indians 2 from Pakistan 
1 from China 1 Japan...

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Politically Incorrect  

 

When I was young  

I worked hard labor  

 So I could liberally  

Spend my money  

On...

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Higgledy-Piggledy
Forty-fifth president
Some think him marvelous;
Others a jerk.

Chasm political
Breached by consensus, his
Cosmetological
Routine needs work....

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