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Faith Funny Poems

These Faith Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Faith. These are the best examples of Funny Faith poems written by international poets.


A HEART FOR TWO

Letting go was never an option
I walk between two worlds
giving pieces of myself
to both, without knowing
which one holds the real me/
With a burning heart, I
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Categories: funny, 12th grade, absence, betrayal,



Escaping The Silence

Vitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep.
Mercy or remorse.
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Categories: funny, beautiful, blessing, confidence, deep,

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"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two
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© Rio Jansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: crazy, funny, giggle, howl,

Sometimes

Sometimes, 
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We wake up to that text but sometimes
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Categories: funny, appreciation, caregiving, emotions, friendship,

Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap

Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap 

Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never
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Categories: funny, adventure, animal, best friend,



Primary Colours

Something has been written, I am sure
Of the power of joy
Of the scent of sorrow 
Of the sound of shame.

Something has been written, I am
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© John Blake  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: emotions, faith, funny, life,

Longing for cake

New love is like wanting to go home
And longing all day

Longing, for that last piece of cake
You left in the fridge to stay

Waiting for you
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Categories: funny, crush, cute, cute love,

REVISITED PROCEDURES AND OTHERS poetrix







 AH! POLICY ...

 Politicians mock politicians
 Democracy groans every day
 and the people vote without thinking!


 WEATHER FORECASTS

 Rain comes, heat stifles,
 unpredictable phenomena
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Categories: allusion, appreciation, creation, funny,

Premium Member Strange Days

When I don’t see your face
It’s like the wind has abandoned sail
And my sins become my fail
For your passion has always saved me

But on strange
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Categories: appreciation, funny love,

Premium Member Types of Joy

There are 12 types of joy:
simple joy
almost joy
systemic joy
Saturday joy
expressing joy
knowing joy
all joy
max joy
constant inputs of joy
single greatest joy
sacrifice or joy
the face of joy
at the
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Categories: day, earth, faith, funny,

Im UNSURE

More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish
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Categories: funny, africa, blessing, family, for

The Clergyman, Cameraman and Congregation

THE CLERGYMAN, CAMERAMAN & CONGREGATION
 
With booming praise and heavenly devotion,
There stood a powerful pastor, full of divine emotion.
In a realm of faith, where spirits
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Categories: 1st grade, funny,

Album of the Poems

Album of the poems 

In the cage I am alone

In the cage how can I fight with my soul

In the cage how will I stop
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Categories: emotions, faith, family, funny

Jester

Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I
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Categories: funny, faith, fantasy, for him,

Pause

Sometimes a pause...is all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up
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Categories: funny, best friend, blessing, friendship,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things