Faith Funny Poems

Vitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep.
Mercy or remorse....

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Sometimes, 
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We wake up to that text but sometimes...

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Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap 

Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...

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Something has been written, I am sure
Of the power of joy
Of the scent of sorrow 
Of the sound of shame.

Something has been written, I am...

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New love is like wanting to go home
And longing all day

Longing, for that last piece of cake
You left in the fridge to stay

Waiting for you...

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 AH! POLICY ...

 Politicians mock politicians
 Democracy groans every day
 and the people vote without thinking!


 WEATHER FORECASTS

 Rain comes, heat stifles,
 unpredictable phenomena
...

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When I don’t see your face
It’s like the wind has abandoned sail
And my sins become my fail
For your passion has always saved me

But on strange...

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There are 12 types of joy:
simple joy
almost joy
systemic joy
Saturday joy
expressing joy
knowing joy
all joy
max joy
constant inputs of joy
single greatest joy
sacrifice or joy
the face of joy
at the...

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More pure than a lake of baptized sins 
I just wanna get money and match my friends 
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...

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THE CLERGYMAN, CAMERAMAN & CONGREGATION
 
With booming praise and heavenly devotion,
There stood a powerful pastor, full of divine emotion.
In a realm of faith, where spirits...

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Album of the poems 

In the cage I am alone

In the cage how can I fight with my soul

In the cage how will I stop...

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Love is like the sun,
Is this saying true?
Then crushes are like the moon,
This I believe do you?

I blushed at your every movement,
To be honest I...

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Sometimes a pause...is all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up...

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The Girls

Perfumed and groomed, 
ribbons in their hair, so fair, 
they are beautiful... 
to me. 

Shorty, she is the clever hound, 
that knows how to...

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Chickens

In the small box 
on the counter, 
there are ten tiny chickens. 
They are so little, 
you can hold them in your hand. 
They make...

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