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Brother Funny Poems

These Brother Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Brother. These are the best examples of Funny Brother poems written by international poets.

MY BROTHER AND I

My brother and I,
while choosing a name for my nephew,
tried hard to think of something unique—
something with variety and charm.
“Tractor” was the first choice,
then came

Categories: funny, birth, brother, child, fun,

The voice I once forgot was mine

I was married,
but to me, it wasn’t marriage.
It was poverty-induced—
a fate sealed by hunger and silence.

I was an orphan,
taken in by my mother’s brother—
the uncle

Categories: funny, abuse, betrayal, child abuse,

Toddler Hulk

I’m thinking of a person 
Who is strong and resilient. 
Big in personality but size is small. 
When mad, they turn a green pigment. 
All

Categories: funny, brother, child, childhood, children,

Creative Potato

Creativity comes and goes. 
That’s what she believes, she named Cho. 
Cho happens to be a potato. 
Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows.

Categories: funny, art, child, children, creation,

Ode to Zilch

Oh, Nothing! You sly, elusive spud,  
You’re the star of this poem (though technically dud).  
You haunt empty fridges, blank quizzes, and minds,

Categories: funny,

Bobblehead Bouncy Beau

Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful

Categories: funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,

A mouse with the hat

I snuck around the kitchen 
Hiding behind the walls
"NO STEALING PIE" mom had warned me 
But I won't listen, nothing wrong with having extra pie
So

Categories: funny, humor,

Black Water Smack

Throughout my life dad and I have done many things together
graduating from Crayola, fishing and wiffleball
to tune-ups, casinos and funerals.

After one particularly salty funeral:
Dad and

Categories: flower, funeral, funny,

Hunter Biden

From his mother’s womb
One February afternoon
and straight to the Situation Room
Hunter Biden, we presume.
His father, with his thoughtless clauses and pauses,
Captured the most prestigious of

Categories: america, celebrity, drug, funny,

Nails

My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat

Categories: addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,

Naps


     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,

Categories: brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

Story-My humor

Do you know what it feels like when your dad leaves to go get the milk and comes back with a gun and some vengeance?
No?

Categories: creation, emotions, funny, humor,

Ventures

He said he was Herbert Buttery
Born and bred in Woodley Edge
And was owner of a little business
Repurposing outdated  artificial legs.
They were a family of

Categories: fantasy, funny, humorous, silly,

The Fam

Mu uncle Franklin
was a pro wrestler.
He lit up a room
like Nikola Tesla.

My aunt Judy
was a cake maker.
Her cakes were tall
like an LA Laker.

My brother Steve
played

Categories: funny, 12th grade, art, family,

Creepy

The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out

Categories: brother, fear, funny, halloween,