Funniest Poems - Poems about Funniest

...The funniest insect ever was wearing dreadlocks and a tam of red He jumped up from the bowels of the forest saying “Hi! I’m Ned!” I was shocked because he was a crazy-looking beast for a parasite. ......Read the rest...

...They'd be war a'coming nay a battle for wars a meant to last ...! They say wars do end ... and then they turn into battles then battles become personal then personal becomes private and then......Read the rest...

...Words are meant To illustrate The flexibility of the tongue And the tongue is meant To emphasize The tone of the word And the tone is meant To express The meaning of the word Is it hilar......Read the rest...

...Roof top summer time The excellently exceptional Mischief mallee throwing ice from Hallway windows at passers-by Sunshine all the time sun gaze Am I blind? Summer CRAZE!! Hey! Whatever daze......Read the rest...

...He was a fancy farm rooster always prunin’ and preenin' his feathers for show But man could that rooster wake up the dead when he puffed his chest and let out a crow He was the king of the bar......Read the rest...

...This poem is dedicated to anyone who has a garden… and trees! * The God of the Sun said, “This ought to be fun, just watch that girl sat on the sand. When I make the ......Read the rest...

...I'm not bent, I'm broken... Not another word spoken... No giving... No take... Just one big ing mistake... No forgive... No forget... No time left to regret... No future... No past.......Read the rest...

...Chris Farley One of SNL’s funniest comediennes Delighted my husband and me We loved his line “I live in a van down by the river” I used it once at a family reunion When a relative asked where......Read the rest...

...I still sit upon the window looking on Into nothingness and void all forlorn I can't begin to even try to believe That i won't ever hear you sing or jive Everything that shone with your exquisite......Read the rest...

..."Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not." The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye. "There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot." "That hoe deserveth neither you, nor I." I love ......Read the rest...

...Suicide rates in men are far higher than in women. Men thinking of suicide feel worthless and useless. As much as we cannot change someone or how they choose to feel and react to situations, we can t......Read the rest...

...angels sweeping out flakes lackadaisically successive shift: fast and furious angels on break storehouse still to be emptied funniest sight? a full-size snowman drops from the clouds ......Read the rest...

...For years our family has tried to make candied apples. Most of our valiant attempts have ended up as a disaster. Mine were always the worst, or the funniest. Depending on the way you look at thing......Read the rest...

...I’m sorry for not being who you want me to be, I’m sorry for not being the most attractive of all, I’m sorry for not being romantic like Romeo was to Juliet, I’m sorry for not being the funniest m......Read the rest...

...She says I am a liar She thinks I am a player That in her life I will make a Messi (mess) Like I am really a complete player So when I am talking The way she looks at me Her right palm on her......Read the rest...