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the funniest insect

The funniest insect ever was wearing dreadlocks and a tam of red
He jumped up from the bowels of the forest saying “Hi! I’m Ned!”
I was shocked because he was a crazy-looking beast for a parasite.
Talking to a human like me was insane, it truly is not quite right.

He jumped on my leg and climbed up

Categories: funniest, 1st grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme

THE FUNNIEST STORY

Words are meant
To illustrate 
The flexibility of the tongue 
And the tongue is meant
To emphasize 
The tone of the word
And the tone is meant
To express 
The meaning of the word
Is it hilarious?,

Creativity comes and goes
But the content of it
Stays the same
Imagination can be clouded
But the insight does not change
It modifies 
The story,

Love is meant
To illustrate

Categories: funniest, adventure, africa, betrayal, blessing,
Form: Free verse

The Funniest Poem You Will Ever Read, Or, Confession

"Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not."
The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye.
"There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot."
"That hoe deserveth neither you, nor I."

I love too hard, but do know to let go.
I'm occupied with matters and mischief.
Only will I let my feelings show
When I do feel one's

Categories: funniest, funny,
Form: Sonnet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Funniest Man

Suicide rates in men are far higher than in women. Men thinking of suicide feel worthless and useless. As much as we cannot change someone or how they choose to feel and react to situations, we can treat everyone with dignity, respect and kindness. 

This poem was inspired by a famous comedian who I deeply

Categories: funniest, anxiety, celebrity, depression, hope,
Form: Rhyme

My Funniest Experience

My Funniest Experience

I can't remember, I smoked too much pot.
I was busy being mellow and the rest I just forgot.
The funniest thing that I guess that I can say.
Is that I can barely remember the first part of today.

When 30 years pass and you're melancholy.
You don't remember things that seem very jolly.
So I guess that

Categories: funniest, pets,
Form: Rhyme

The Funniest Thing All Summer Long

Fishing at Lake Red Haw.
I pulled in a long muddy man’s size 11 wader.
It took me eighty-three minutes.
I thought it was going to be a whale.

There was a lot of laughing.
My dad and uncle thought it was
The funniest thing all summer long.
Fish were biting everyone else’s bait hooks.

My sister got her teeny tiny stupid bass

Categories: funniest, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

I Will Write the Funniest Poem

I will write the funniest poem of all time.
Sorry. It has already been done.
I will write the most romantical poem of all time.
Ditto.
I will write the craziest poem of all time.
Have you ever heard of Shel Silverstein?
I will write the rhyme-iest poem of all time.
Dr. Seuss?
I will write what I know.
And it will not have

Categories: funniest, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
Form: Free verse

A Tribute To Robin Williams the Funniest Man I Ever Knew

A special moment that moves the heart,
a special person a special part,
a special smile to make you laugh,
so many special voices, such a gas,

the deepest deepest sadness, the greatest loss,
a kindness, ancient peace,
a better place, a timeless place,
such great love remains,

and all the lives that touched,
like leaves in the rain,
tears of joy and love,
flowing together,

Categories: funniest, beautiful, funny love, tribute,
Form: Free verse

Poetry Soup - Funniest Poets

Oh how I love to read poems by Viv Wigley
He has me in hysterics and makes me go giggly

Ilene Bauer has a wonderful wit
Her clever humour is a real smash hit

Jack Ellison pens many a funny line
Makes me laugh, his humour is divine

John Wulf tributicks make me smile
He has a wonderful amusing style

Lindsay Laurie is

Categories: funniest, friendship, how i feel,
Form: Couplet

The Funniest Typo

A poet who was very late for a contest,
submitted a long poem on line, but
misspelled Zareba for Zebra!
Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa!
Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?

Categories: funniest, poetry, words,
Form: Limerick

The Funniest Mystery

The funniest 
mystery
the oldest of all 
creation
the one at his 
call all trembles
the decider of all 
that exist
the one who 
rule out kings,
queens,princes 
and princesses
and set another 
at his delight
who can 
question him?
who can bribe 
him?
who can seek 
his face for 
favour?
The one who 
give pain and 
pleasure is 
forgotten.
It has not regard 
for small

Categories: funniest, life
Form: Acrostic

The Funniest Character

From books to cartoons, apparel and home decor,
Mickey Mouse has been my ultimate idol...
who has more talent than he does?
Wonder why they made him such a unique mouse?


Mickey Mouse, the funniest character full of wit,
makes both children and adults laugh...
how and where did he learn his craft? 
Walt Disney must have had fun drawing it!


On

Categories: funniest, animals, children, funny, happiness,
Form: Rhyme