Funniest Poems - Poems about Funniest

The funniest insect ever was wearing dreadlocks and a tam of red He jumped up from the bowels of the forest saying “Hi! I’m Ned!” I was shocked because he was a crazy-looking beast for a parasite. Talking to a human like me was insane, it truly is not quite right. He jumped on my leg and climbed up...

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Words are meant To illustrate The flexibility of the tongue And the tongue is meant To emphasize The tone of the word And the tone is meant To express The meaning of the word Is it hilarious?, Creativity comes and goes But the content of it Stays the same Imagination can be clouded But the insight does not change It modifies The story, Love is meant To illustrate...

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"Leave 'ere! Leave 'ere!" she said. "I love you not." The toxic fumes of hate did fill my eye. "There, there." Javier said. "She's just a thot." "That hoe deserveth neither you, nor I." I love too hard, but do know to let go. I'm occupied with matters and mischief. Only will I let my feelings show When I do feel one's...

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Suicide rates in men are far higher than in women. Men thinking of suicide feel worthless and useless. As much as we cannot change someone or how they choose to feel and react to situations, we can treat everyone with dignity, respect and kindness. This poem was inspired by a famous comedian who I deeply...

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My Funniest Experience I can't remember, I smoked too much pot. I was busy being mellow and the rest I just forgot. The funniest thing that I guess that I can say. Is that I can barely remember the first part of today. When 30 years pass and you're melancholy. You don't remember things that seem very jolly. So I guess that...

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Fishing at Lake Red Haw. I pulled in a long muddy man’s size 11 wader. It took me eighty-three minutes. I thought it was going to be a whale. There was a lot of laughing. My dad and uncle thought it was The funniest thing all summer long. Fish were biting everyone else’s bait hooks. My sister got her teeny tiny stupid bass...

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I will write the funniest poem of all time. Sorry. It has already been done. I will write the most romantical poem of all time. Ditto. I will write the craziest poem of all time. Have you ever heard of Shel Silverstein? I will write the rhyme-iest poem of all time. Dr. Seuss? I will write what I know. And it will not have...

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A special moment that moves the heart, a special person a special part, a special smile to make you laugh, so many special voices, such a gas, the deepest deepest sadness, the greatest loss, a kindness, ancient peace, a better place, a timeless place, such great love remains, and all the lives that touched, like leaves in the rain, tears of joy and love, flowing together,...

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Oh how I love to read poems by Viv Wigley He has me in hysterics and makes me go giggly Ilene Bauer has a wonderful wit Her clever humour is a real smash hit Jack Ellison pens many a funny line Makes me laugh, his humour is divine John Wulf tributicks make me smile He has a wonderful amusing style Lindsay Laurie is...

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A poet who was very late for a contest, submitted a long poem on line, but misspelled Zareba for Zebra! Darn it, he was thinking of wild Africa! Didn't it cost him points and a pain in the chest?...

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The funniest mystery the oldest of all creation the one at his call all trembles the decider of all that exist the one who rule out kings, queens,princes and princesses and set another at his delight who can question him? who can bribe him? who can seek his face for favour? The one who give pain and pleasure is forgotten. It has not regard for small...

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From books to cartoons, apparel and home decor, Mickey Mouse has been my ultimate idol... who has more talent than he does? Wonder why they made him such a unique mouse? Mickey Mouse, the funniest character full of wit, makes both children and adults laugh... how and where did he learn his craft? Walt Disney must have had fun drawing it! On...

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