I Will Write the Funniest Poem

I will write the funniest poem of all time.
Sorry. It has already been done.
I will write the most romantical poem of all time.
Ditto.
I will write the craziest poem of all time.
Have you ever heard of Shel Silverstein?
I will write the rhyme-iest poem of all time.
Dr. Seuss?
I will write what I know.
And it will not have to be an “ist” at all.
It will not have to be the most, the funniest, the sorriest, the saddest, the sweetest.
It can just be what it is.
And it does not have to become famous.
It does not have to be understood.
It does not have to be appreciated.
But it will have to be my own.
Because it has to be the poem
That only I can write.
I sit and stare at the
Paper, overwhelmed.
Excited, expectant,
Waiting for her birth.
Wondering where she will take me.
I pick up the pen and begin. Knowing nothing about what is about to happen.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018


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Date: 11/6/2018 1:14:00 PM
Shel and Ted; I don't believe they'll ever be forgotten. They gave children so many wonderful things. Shel also gave us some wonderful songs; I most recently heard, "Marie Laveau" and "Queen Of The Silver Dollar" on recaps of the "Grand Ole Opry". You have to put pen or brush to paper; if you don't, your muse will torture you half to death. Thanks for the memories.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/6/2018 1:18:00 PM
You are more than welcome; you have named two of my three favorites; Samuel Coleridge being my most favorite.
Date: 11/5/2018 3:18:00 PM
...And my FAV list grows longer! ;) Such a fabulous poem about the importance of staying true to self (and writing "the poem/ That only I can write")! I am so glad you wrote this...
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 11/6/2018 7:32:00 AM
Thank you Rhona. You are my biggest fan, and most cheerful supporter always!
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