Full Monty Poems - Poems about Full Monty

...Is it just me Or do you as well Watch the commercials on T.V And wonder exactly what on earth it is they are actually trying to sell Or are you like me somehow think we have slipped int......Read the rest...

... “Go BANG!” "Is that a gun in your pocket?" She said "Careful, I recommend you need to be undercover, and soon, call it Espionage M You’re......Read the rest...

...My auntie’s best friend Liselotte Adores making sweet panna cotta Auntie’s over the moon Grabs an enormous spoon Then greedily gobbles the lotta! By piling sweet treats on her plat......Read the rest...

...to fly a plane such an ordeal I was checked my hands a potential weapon and dogs to smell mine and on a return i told them you much harsher giving the full monty like I hide a gun in my tee shirt......Read the rest...

...I found as apport A Monty’s tail I wished full Monty......Read the rest...

...Catch phrase’s class reunion day All showed up to have their say……. Willy Nilly was married to Hold your horses Met during a PE class on the obstacle courses Sorry Charlie always had a crush o......Read the rest...

...Now ladies and gents, let's bring no offense to the lads that wear tightly clad drabs They liked the film Kinky Boots And have watched The Full Monty So now they dance naked and/or dress drag!......Read the rest...

...M-e and you agree to this union of Holy M-atrimony. A-ll you need to know is I will always A-dore you. R-egardless what happens we will have a healthy R-elationship. R-emember all birthdays and an......Read the rest...