Freemasons Poems | Examples


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diabolical Denise denied doing deliberate dastardly deeds
easily evacuated energy and excitement from everyone
forewarning frantic free-wheeling freemasons from
giving grubby grimy greedy Denise a gratuity.
Categories: freemasons, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: ABC

Know It All Tshirt Maker Day Job

Been there

Seen it

Heard it

Done it all before

As I 

Work as a t-shirt maker during the day

Am on each and ever social media
platform known to man existing
out there on the internet

Drink in pubs with countless know
it all's far to many to count

Am a member of my local fishing club

Host a once a weekly fishwives meeting
on ever last Thursday of the month

Am down with the kids

A lifetime inductee to the 
conspiracy theorists 
Hall of fame secret society

And am also in the freemasons as well

And yes , yes I do confess to shooting the 
deputy but I didn't shoot sheriff that wasn't
me I have an alibi 

So when I say

Been there
Seen it
Heard it 
Done it all before

It was actually even invented

One thing you can know for sure

Is that
Yes
I am

One of those know it alls 

And yes I even have the t - shirt

To prove it

As I made it my for very own self 
during my lunch break of course 

Just in case anyone asks because I
am on my final warning

For doing far too much taking and
not enough work that I am actually in
fact paid for
Categories: freemasons, humorous,
Form: Free verse


Scintillating

She spoke of urbane gentlemen
and friendly squalls of rain
yet thanked Christ
for her baked scones
and well rotted manure
and gratitude for not being a Lioness,
a cause celebre never in the making
mopping the Freemasons floor
Categories: freemasons, anxiety,
Form: Free verse

7 Billion Super Kill

7 billion super kill 
i wonder too about all this
my idle mind goes into overdrive
i think of the 7 billion humans 
the ruling elite may or may not kill off 
leaving just 500 million left alive
they don’t need our taxes
i was thinking 'sensibly' how they would do this? 
a virus is too iffy
nukes too destructive/radioactive 
how about sending unmanned space probes 
to asteroids with spare engines
put the engines on the rocks and fly them to earth 
all gps guided
either say the rocks are for mining for recourses 
or just use them as a weapon to kill 7 billion
my idle mind lol...
Categories: freemasons, anger, angst, anxiety, gothic,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberRecipe: Poulet Roti - French Style - Ballade Le Chant Royal 11

RECIPE: “Poulet Roti” French Style - Ballade “Le Chant Royal” 11

    STANZA  X

Even as this Royal Lay comes to an end
Yet one more crime hatched on one more ruse and lie
Gets committed to drive this one round the bend:
“Bite the bait, harrowed be, before you die!”
Same message for more than half a century
The Kafkayesque trial that wastes energy:
Witnesses who’d gladly turn King’s evidence
Lawyers who’d hoodwink you and make no pretence
The migrant crowd trained to oust you out of bounds
To please authority Left or Right of fence
Independent de Gaulle men gone from home grounds.

   ENVOI

“Freemasons Grand Orient kind take offence,
Want you kept down whatever your innocence:
At the highest level this decision stands!”
Said de Gaulle Police Chief in-charge of defence.
Independent de Gaulle men gone from home grounds.

(c) T. Wignesan - Paris, 2017
Categories: freemasons, anti bullying, child abuse,
Form: Ballade


Christ's Body For Sale

The Body of Christ has been mutilated,
Placed on scale balances for bidders, 
His blood used yet still in profanity-
Drunk by freemasons and the guilty.

The devil has seized it, in it he bathes and laughs!
Why not? why not?
Our Holy Lord has been desecrated
By clerical cupidity and nominal indiferences.

Look ahead son, look over there!
beneath that roof where congregates
menfolk and clerics
The Body of Christ 
is being weighed for the buyers.
Categories: freemasons, betrayal, confusion, corruption,
Form: Ballade

Measuring the Lunatic Fringe

Measuring the Lunatic Fringe

By Elton Camp

On the Internet their wacky beliefs are found
Although they have very long been around

The lunatic fringe has a range of belief
Confused and frustrated, they suffer grief

They grow angrier with each passing day
And insist all the more on things they say

Crazy, naïve, gullible or just uninformed
Against all reason and sense they’ve stormed

Birthers, conspiracies, 911, or assassination
Or Illuminati or freemasons control the nation

For every event and each incident they can
Easily discern operation of some Master Plan

Each wild claim they assert they can prove
And to believe their words, it does behoove

Some of them are simply deliberate deceivers
The nonsense is very real to some believers

Yet, governmental lies the public’s trust lost
A growing lunatic fringe is the terrible cost

Its indignation will likely continue to grow
The end result nobody can possibly know
Categories: freemasons, america,
Form: Rhyme

Tid Bits On Parade

"Sixteen tons, what do you get?
a Grossly obese diva,
at the Met...."

I signed up for physics in college,
a whole semester, and they never
even mentioned Ex-Lax

I finally found out what S.U.V. stands for;
"Stupid, Ugly Vehicle"

I tried to get in touch with the
Freemasons- but couldn't  find
a one willing to lay stone without
compensation

In poor ethnic areas, there are always
dozens of churches- "The House Of God"
they say.  Boy, God sure moves around alot.

I better get more sleep- I rehearsed
for 5 hours today with the wrong band.

With my luck, if I fell overboard on a boat,
the life saver they'd toss me would be 
peppermint

Hasten, Jason, with the basin,
oops, plip, plop, get a mop!!
(author Percy Heath Jr. )


My friend, and fellow poet, Jack Reed,
mentioned that he likes to burn dvd's.
I've tried to, but the toxic plastic smoke
made me ill.

If there's an internet, does that mean there's
an outernet?
Categories: freemasons, confusion, funny, imagination, parody,
Form: Free verse
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