Know It All Tshirt Maker Day Job
Been there
Seen it
Heard it
Done it all before
As I
Work as a t-shirt maker during the day
Am on each and ever social media
platform known to man existing
out there on the internet
Drink in pubs with countless know
it all's far to many to count
Am a member of my local fishing club
Host a once a weekly fishwives meeting
on ever last Thursday of the month
Am down with the kids
A lifetime inductee to the
conspiracy theorists
Hall of fame secret society
And am also in the freemasons as well
And yes , yes I do confess to shooting the
deputy but I didn't shoot sheriff that wasn't
me I have an alibi
So when I say
Been there
Seen it
Heard it
Done it all before
It was actually even invented
One thing you can know for sure
Is that
Yes
I am
One of those know it alls
And yes I even have the t - shirt
To prove it
As I made it my for very own self
during my lunch break of course
Just in case anyone asks because I
am on my final warning
For doing far too much taking and
not enough work that I am actually in
fact paid for
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