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IN WINTER
Brown fox
Wears socks

THE WILD JOKER 
Baboon 
Buffoon

NEED SOME ADVICE
Barn owl
Wise fowl

BIRD FLU 
Stricken
Chicken

OPULENCE ON OFFER
Rich dish
Goldfish



4th April 2023
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Categories: footling, animal, fun, word play,
Form: Footle

Premium MemberFootling Around - 1

SEA FEVER STRIKES
Blue whale
Turns pale

WHEN TWO APES WED
Marry
Hairy

IF YOU WAKE HIM UP
Sloth bear
Will swear

OUT OF THE WORLD
Space dish
Starfish

ANIMAL BOXING CHAMPION
Tyson
Bison


4th April 2023
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Categories: footling, animal, fun, word play,
Form: Footle



Premium MemberFootling Around In the Kitchen

Adventurous Asparagus

Edgy 
Veggie

All over the Stove

Splatter
Matter

Don’t let Pa Find This

Risky 
Whisky

Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted

Dinner
Winner

The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner

Stinky
Twinky

Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old

Fateful
Plateful

For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (Feb 23)' Poetry Contest
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Categories: footling, food, humorous,
Form: Footle

Premium MemberFootling Around

Footling Around

Shoes off
Clothes doff

Feet reek
Spray seek

Romance
Last chance
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Categories: footling, funny love,
Form: Footle

Fiddling and Footling With the Super Duper Soupers

Well if it isn’t the Italian Princess herself! I just KNEW we’d finally meet. It must be our:
Karma,
Charma
(Whatcha say we…Ow! Look, you left a mark)

I swear to GOD I haven’t been drinking Deb! It’s YOU that’s making me all:
Woozy,
Guzzi
(Hold me up whouldja cher? Ohh yeah)

Wow, I’m trippin’ out Ortello! It’s like FAR OUT to rap
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Categories: footling, poets,
Form: Footle



Footling Around With More Super Duper Soupers

JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so:
Petty,
Nettie
You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul:
Getty,
Nettie
Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark…

Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking contest winners:
Eeedie
PD..
You seem to be rather flighty today dear...You need
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Categories: footling, funny,
Form: Footle

Footling the Fifties

Juke box



Bobby socks!
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Categories: footling, nostalgia
Form: Light Verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry