Funny Footle Poems

Deep fried 
she cried 

then bloat 
and float

A house 
stained blouse

clueless 
for stress,

To bed,
airhead!

"Forgot"!
you brought 

you phoned
you're stoned,

she’s slow 
cracked crow,

clears throat 
like goat, 

Nancy
can't...

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Ratatouille’s Remy

Chef hat
on rat

Mighty Mouse

Small mouse
moves house

Tigger

He knew
the Pooh

Porky Pig

Utters
stutters

Yogi Bear’s Snack

Yogi
Hoagie

Bugs

Funny 
bunny

Miss Piggy

This hog
loves frog

Kermit of Sesame Street

This frog
hates bog

Goofy’s Reformation

Hound fool
found school

Garfield

One fat
sarcast!...

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WHITE 

                 Show : White    ...

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Once seeing 
Heart seeking 

May 06/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
         Mussabwa Chris...

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Comedian
—————
funny
bunny

Imposter
———-—
phony
coney

Addiction
—————
rabbit
habit

Illegal Aliens
———-———
foreign
warren

Tooth care
———-—-
flossin’
hasen

Babysitter
———-—-
au pair
kit care

Bad trip reservations
—----————————
hare air
fare err

Stopping
---—————————
it takes
hare brakes...

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Backstitch

scratch mine
scratch thine

Straight Stitch

boring
snoring

French Knot

pie-eyed
tongue tied

Satin Stitch

glossy
bossy

Feather Stitch

ruffled
plumage

Slip Stitch

escape
artist

Fly Stitch

Help me!
Help me!

Couching Stitch

stick in
the mud

Blanket Stitch

under
cover...

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Two deer
     stand near

Soon stop
     to hop

In barred
     front yard

O'er stump
  ...

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So and Sew

I sew
it’s so

So Fine

nimble
thimble

Lost Pattern

quilted
wilted

Chain Stitch

lost link
pants sink

Running Stitch

pants torn
forlorn

Stitch in Time

mended
splendid

Long Stitch

I sew
so slow

Prickle

needle
bleedle...

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Hardware 
to spare 

Software 
quite bare

Firmware
full glare 

Upload
bug sowed

Download 
smart code 

Cursor
fervour

Cyber
fibre

Password 
absurd 

Hard disc
at risk 

windows
hellos

Wide screen
green scene

Hotspot
jackpot

Screen shot
rogue bot

Desktop
nonstop

Thumbnail 
all hail 

Clipart
from heart

Browser
dowser

Broadband
grandstand

Toolbar
gold...

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hairdo
updo

mani
pedi

assess
short dress

high heels
appeals

oh dear
he’s here

in tux
big bucks

limo
let’s go

arrive
alive

fruit punch
some munch

slow dance
my chance

break heel
big deal

issues
no shoes

barefoot
toe cut

dismayed
band aid

pedi
shreddy

updo
downdo

big night
sad plight

down trend
sad end...

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He stops
   Then hops

	On sill
	   His thrill
 
To peek
   And seek

	Highjack
	   A snack

Eyes flare
   With...

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Stole rhymes
          nine times

        For naught
   ...

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So calm
my mom

my nose
a rose

I shed 
blood red

nose bleed
I plead

cryin’
dyin’

instead
she said

you picked
he kicked

you’ll live
just give

the horse
his course

a fall
is all

don’t come
unspun

what’s done
is done

tale spun
my son...

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In debt 
You bet!

Bills Met
Not  yet

Upset 
I fret

Offset
Regret

Posted ; April 25th 2022...

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*Image of Betty White by Pinterest.



Betty White RIP



Alas!
She Passed,

Betty,
Firstly,

Then White,
Finite,

Icon,
Like On,

TV,
Marquee,

AM,
FM,

Invest,
Her Best,

Female,
Prevail,

Guinness,
Booked As,

Premiere,
Career,

Shadows,
Gameshows,

Mary,
Murray,

Ted And,
Sue Ann,

High-Strung,
Sharp-Tongue,

Antics,
Frantics,

Leaven,
Seven,

Golden,
Stolen,

Bea, Rue,
Stan Too,

Miles And,
Nylund,

Fourth Gal,
Estelle,

Neighbor,
Failure,

Drop Dead,
She Did,

Gun Shot,
In Shock,

Hearts Race,
Shot Vase,

Herring,
War...

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