Funny Football Poems | Examples

These Funny Football poems are examples of Football poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Football Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberOutside The Beltway Thoughts On Chiefs vs Ravens September 5, 2024

Edgar my dear 
Why do you have that spear 
Is that your plan?
When in a jam? 
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red 
When they fight the fowl volture appearing dead 
Spirit Haunting
Spirit Daunting 
Blazing under the Baltimore sun 
Until Poe's poetic message is done
No swift moves will be here 
Only Chiefs carcasses holding their Daly beer


Premium Memberfootball mug

coffee is a football mug

join us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.

Premium MemberFootball Mania Victim's Hysteria

“Woe is me,” when football season closes
Crimson Tide lost in a sea of roses
     Tampa Bucs, Tide, Seminoles
     To “off” my remote just strolls
I’ll use TM for football osmosis

My Coach Bowden-signed football is glass-encased
How do I endure the trauma I’ve faced?
     With my pompoms cast aside
     “Six-month drought!” I cried
“It would hurt less to have my face replaced.”



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