Funny Football Poems

Edgar my dear 
Why do you have that spear 
Is that your plan?
When in a jam? 
Scare the bloody Kansas City yellow and red 
When...

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In the liveliest REM stage of his night 
Bert beholds an unusual sight.
A troupe of pink elephants sound a trumpet blast 
Then stomp united towards...

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The only Taylor worth a damn is ham,
And a bowl is super when filled with clam....

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coffee is a football mug

joins us as we chug a lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

next time serve it in a jug.
...

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For the love of football
It's hard to understand
If it's not your ball
You've never stood in the stands
I'm a non believer
But I see the faces
Watched the...

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Peppie was feeling cool  

Watching the sky blue  

Realizing he was on top  

Above good ole rival Klopp  

When Chelsea arrived...

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Yes, nostalgia does exist,
I reminisce on slimmer hips,
As I look at us today,
All I really want to say,
Is, we got fat for football, eh!...

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Soccer ball made from granola, dried grapes
Honey, brown sugar, oats, sunflower seeds
Almonds and chocolate chips form the ball that is fun to
Play the soccer game...

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Gretel and Hansel were given 
A seven 
But they did not know why 
Since they did not lie 

They decided to be Titans 
At the...

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Today West Ham Went Berserk 
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt 
No Need for A Cover 
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother 

So Far,...

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Many years of dreaming and searching
Will this be the year we finally stop hurting? 
I can't believe these words are coming from my mouth 
I...

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Birthdays, 1957-`66.
               
        ...

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There once was a football fan from Philly
     Who was known for being very silly
      During...

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oh dear what can the matter be
come now and let's try and see

was it the patriots loss
or eagles touchdowns toss

this time was glad to see...

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Take a knee and oppose the red white and blue, it seems to be the thing to do, when you feel you’re not being heard,...

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