Not For Elephants

In the liveliest REM stage of his night Bert beholds an unusual sight. A troupe of pink elephants sound a trumpet blast Then stomp united towards the grass. On the other side, a team of tall strong guys March to the pitch with focussed eyes. "I'll be the goalie!' Dan told Bert. 'I'm least likely to get hurt." Bert referees. His reminder the same, "The joy's in the play, not winning the game." At half time, a call is heard from Phil. "How have the elephants scored two nil? It's not right. It makes no sense... Football's not for elephants!" The guys huddle up and devise a plan To catch as many mice as they can. When the teams take position on the green A commotion begins. A chaotic scene! The elephants pale to white as a goose When all the mice have been let loose. The guys score goals before the mice disappear The elephants play on, when free from fear. Bert awakens amazed and confused. He starts to laugh, feeling quite amused. He answers the question written on Suzanne's face. He fills her in on the match that took place.