Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited
...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited
Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.
A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...
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Categories:
foisting, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025
...Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025
min(no) newt effect on me.
As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling dervish
flaps his wings at the speed of sound.
With twenty ...
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Categories:
foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
I aim to live in the here ahem hair and now
...I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...
despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy
countless what if scenarios,
particularly before und...
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Categories:
foisting, 7th grade, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse
On becoming a night owl
...On becoming a night owl...,
no matter whether or not ya give a hoot
especially after feeling super charged
watching the second night of
Democratic National Convention conclave
ushering a hint...
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Categories:
foisting, age, animal, august, bird,
Form: Rhyme
Joseph Robinette Biden Junior
...Joseph Robinette Biden Junior
The last prescient perspicacious politician,
who presided at the White House
ran out of office despite victorious landslide win
most Democrats gave their signed, ...
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Categories:
foisting, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form: Free verse
Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me
...Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me
In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will mean losing an hour of precious sleep and ...
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Categories:
foisting, adventure, age, appreciation, creation,
Form: Rhyme
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence
...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...
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Categories:
foisting, america, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Form: Rhyme
Mister Money Bags No More
...Mister money bags no more
Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand twenty three
when utter senselessness wore,
a trail of woe brutally
ravagi...
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Categories:
foisting, abuse, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Daylight Savings Time 2023
...Daylight Savings Time 2023...
in Pennsylvania will begin at 2:00 AM
on Sunday, March twelfth
and moost likely will impact
min-née-ute effect on me
a run of the mill on the Floss
amazingly gr...
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Categories:
foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
My House - Life
...My House - Life
My house- life is constructed
with bricks of dignity and self esteem.
Enthusiastic emotion has erected
columns of upri...
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Categories:
foisting, 12th grade, appreciation, house,
Form: Free verse
As a Resident of Schwenksville Boro For Five Plus Years
...As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...
Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting subsequent rapid usurpation
quickly eradica...
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Categories:
foisting, abuse, adventure, age, america,
Form: Free verse
A Trite Nihilistic Occasion
...A Trite Nihilistic Occasion
This doodling Yankee
(boot noah dandy)
doth newt lack chutzpah,
tries to finagle Fitbit
fitting figurative footwear,
that ideally Fitzhugh
like custom ma...
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Categories:
foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Raillery
...spoke kin like
a true non establishmentarian.
Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying fig...
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Categories:
foisting, appreciation, atheist, celebration, confidence,
Form: Rhyme
Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 2
...Upon swallowing first or second named laxative
or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack,
within 8+ ounces of water,
not aesthetically pleasing major drawback
foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack...
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Categories:
foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Throbbing Sentimental Pangs Trigger Nostalgic Memories of Yesteryear Deux
...Now at an advanced crotchety age
namely three score plus one Earth
orbitz around the nearest star,
yours truly revisits
poignant episodes foisting
launching snapchatting
one after another cri...
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Categories:
foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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