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Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation redux revisited

...Prolonged offal bout courtesy constipation... redux revisited

Upteenth instance where yours truly
experienced assault upon hindquarters.

A worse hellish fate than perdition
and the closest in...
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Categories: foisting, abuse, adventure, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse

Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

...Off fish hill Daylight saving time 2025

min(no) newt effect on me.

As part and parcel of terpsichorean repertoire,
one whirling dervish 
flaps his wings at the speed of sound.

With twenty ...
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Categories: foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse



I aim to live in the here ahem hair and now

...I aim to live in the here (ahem hair) and now...

despite entrenched familiar
obsessive compulsive disorder behavior
distracting me courtesy
countless what if scenarios,
particularly before und...
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Categories: foisting, 7th grade, absence, abuse,
Form: Free verse

On becoming a night owl

...On becoming a night owl...,
no matter whether or not ya give a hoot

especially after feeling super charged
watching the second night of 
Democratic National Convention conclave
ushering a hint...
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Categories: foisting, age, animal, august, bird,
Form: Rhyme

Joseph Robinette Biden Junior

...Joseph Robinette Biden Junior

The last prescient perspicacious politician, 
who presided at the White House
ran out of office despite victorious landslide win
most Democrats gave their signed, ...
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Categories: foisting, america, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form: Free verse



Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me

...Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me

In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will mean losing an hour of precious sleep and ...
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Categories: foisting, adventure, age, appreciation, creation,
Form: Rhyme

I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T Clarence

...I wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence

The following crafted 
approximately midway 
into the administration 
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...
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Categories: foisting, america, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Form: Rhyme

Mister Money Bags No More

...Mister money bags no more

Ah..., how I idolize the days of yore
before June twentieth, and twenty first
two thousand twenty three
when utter senselessness wore,
a trail of woe brutally
ravagi...
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Categories: foisting, abuse, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme

Daylight Savings Time 2023

...Daylight Savings Time 2023...

in Pennsylvania will begin at 2:00 AM 
on Sunday, March twelfth
and moost likely will impact
min-née-ute effect on me
a run of the mill on the Floss
amazingly gr...
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Categories: foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberMy House - Life

...My House - Life


               My house- life is constructed
           with bricks of dignity and self esteem.
           Enthusiastic emotion has erected
                    columns of upri...
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Categories: foisting, 12th grade, appreciation, house,
Form: Free verse

As a Resident of Schwenksville Boro For Five Plus Years

...As a resident of Schwenksville Boro for five plus years...

Intersection upon adventitious
encounter, when first seed of genocide planted
unsuspecting subsequent rapid usurpation
quickly eradica...
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Categories: foisting, abuse, adventure, age, america,
Form: Free verse

A Trite Nihilistic Occasion

...A Trite Nihilistic Occasion   

This doodling Yankee 
(boot noah dandy) 
doth newt lack chutzpah, 
tries to finagle Fitbit 
fitting figurative footwear, 
that ideally Fitzhugh 
like custom ma...
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Categories: foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Raillery

...spoke kin like 
a true non establishmentarian.

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying fig...
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Categories: foisting, appreciation, atheist, celebration, confidence,
Form: Rhyme

Prolonged Offal Bout Courtesy Constipation Redux 2

...Upon swallowing first or second named laxative
or sprinkling Mix-in powder pack,
within 8+ ounces of water,
not aesthetically pleasing major drawback
foisting human waste heavy as a full coalsack...
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Categories: foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Throbbing Sentimental Pangs Trigger Nostalgic Memories of Yesteryear Deux

...Now at an advanced crotchety age
namely three score plus one Earth
orbitz around the nearest star,
yours truly revisits
poignant episodes foisting
launching snapchatting

one after another cri...
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Categories: foisting, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

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