Fixit Poems - Poems about Fixit

If You Pull a Long Brexiting Face: Xliv

...IF YOU PULL A LONG BREXITING FACE : XLIV – 44

IF you pull a long-twisted Brexiting face
Pulled three more years by Santa Theresa May
« Eyes » to the Right and « Nose » to the Left gaze
Is th...

Categories: fixit, america, england, political, world,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

63vw Bug Domed Home

...63VW Bug Domed Home
$300 Empty Wallet,
Waved in Greeting Others "Bugged",
DIY Toolin' Schoolin',
Leakin' Carb Fixit,
Installed & Tighten',
Fired Her Up & Look It,
Engine Lit & Smokin',
Act Fa...

Categories: fixit, car, humor, wisdom, youth,
Form: Rhyme

Mr Not-Fixit

...There are people who fix things
And those who won’t try
But strangely, a third type exists –
The ones who believe they
Can fix things, though why
Is unclear, yet their sureness persists.

They...

Categories: fixit, people,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Love Through All Seasons

...What does it mean to you
to be loved
right here
where you live and breathe,
eat and occasionally shower?

What value would you give
our investments of mutual regard?

Do you know
you can lo...

Categories: fixit, earth day, education, health,
Form: Free verse

My Thing Is

...My thing is,
Yang dear,
EarthMother
is much RNA-green older
than mammalian red-DNA Yang.

Yes,
seniority breeds long-term nutritious merit,
I remember this history lesson
from your creation ...

Categories: fixit, color, earth, health, history,
Form: Political Verse

Speaking With Donald John

...I was speaking with my good friend
Donald John
the Evangelist for AntiChrist
the other day.

And I had to ask,
Donald John,
Why are you so against health care
for all our not yet slaughtered
...

Categories: fixit, earth, education, faith, health,
Form: Political Verse

You Shoulda Called Angies List

...He fancied himself Mr. Fixit for things that broke around the house.
He had a knack for screwing things up which aggravated his spouse.
His tool kit consisted of a wrench, hammer, screwdriver and a...

Categories: fixit, home, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

The Limerick Express! (Deborah Guzzi's Limerick Game)

...I heard the train comin'
With warning bells strummin'
And had to leap oughta the way!

The Guzzi Express, with no time to rest,
Steamed Highlander's limer...

Categories: fixit, friendship
Form: Limerick

9904

...9904 
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CharlaXFabels 
 
Ninenintyfour 
 
Autofixation 
 
A Dialog Fabel 
 Mrs. Smithster: BOSS let me help you clean up your computor today the new 
auto program disc is arriv...

Categories: fixit, parody, people, satire, science
Form: Prose Poetry