Mr Not-Fixit

There are people who fix things And those who won’t try But strangely, a third type exists – The ones who believe they Can fix things, though why Is unclear, yet their sureness persists. They’ll attempt, with their tool kit, All kinds of repairs Though they rarely will meet with success And when challenged, they’ll laugh Or confront you with glares And, of course, you’ll be left with a mess. If you happen to know someone Like I’ve described The frustration’s familiar to you, But there is no solution That can be prescribed – Every project becomes a snafu.