Field Guide Poems - Poems about Field Guide

..."The Field Guide to Evil" > Chapter one > God Offers No Favors > Chapter two > Between Right and Wrong > Chapter three > No Good Deed Left Unpunished > Chapter four > Death by a Thousand Cuts......Read the rest...

...Yours truly would never be confused for a gourmand, nevertheless I could enjoy experiencing taste testing select food samples if offered an opportunity of attending a fancy feast viz smörgåsbord, whe......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a robin some say i'm a sign but i'm in disguise springing from city heights fighting crime holy ornothology batman......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a penguin waddling out on the town or the nearest iceberg it looks like i'm wearing a tux how do you know i'm not......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a titmouse an indigenous freak from places such as Three Mile Island Chernobyl and Fukushima a radiated breed of mouse mixed with a woman's breast......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a dodo no one would know not even me where i might be being extinct is a wonderful thing......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be an owl not really wise always asking Costello who's on first......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a loon creepily bringing in the moon every evening just being a lunatic......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a cassowary without worries that i can't fly what are these things called wings......Read the rest...

...if i could be a bird i'd be a woodpecker forgetting the grubs just banging my head against a tree......Read the rest...

...Boots in the closet; I wait for them to walk so I can follow. Wallet in my drawer; he needs his license, money, not a lot, t-shirt, pair of pants, running shoes, his watch, binoculars, field guid......Read the rest...