Every pugilist knows
Fists in balls
sends sour message.
Then again, who
Insists a fight
should carefully choose.
As commonly known,
Energy plus might
fathers a knockout.
Categories:
fie, good morning, sports, strength,
Form: Free verse
John B. Curtis put the chew in the gum *
Three Stooges put the 'nyuk' in the 'nyum' **
Little Jack Horner stuck his thumb into plum
~ Now who snuck the rum into thrum ***
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* 1848, the date
**Ha, ha! I'm not sure either
*** 'sneaked,' according to pedagogues and
grammar gods...
Categories:
fie, confusion, giggle, silly, word
Form: Monorhyme
(a response to a provocative post)
Your voyeuristic **** post
Has got me choking on my toast
I should have better things to do
Than commenting on sex and poo
Whilst everybody likes a joke
‘Tis somewhat niche, the **** poke
Night up the alley, hard to see
For those without a front door key
What people do behind closed doors
With wives or husbands, friends or whores
Is up to them when with consent
I question, sir, your post’s intent
We English hide within our castles
No comment when it comes to assholes
Trolling really gets my goat
Fie, sir, flounder in my moat
I hope your banal gasket’s blown
Write what you know and get your own
by Gail
Categories:
fie, allusion, anger, england, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A crippled devout is bedridden
None in his family to earn
His innocent, cherub children
Are dying of starvation!
With pouted lips they ask
‘O! relenting Lord hark!
To us why are you so merciless?’
Immutably He replies, ‘—Because you are faithless!!
‘The extortionist though he commits sin,
Prays me from his heart within!!’
Fie! Fie!! Relentless Lord!!!
Compassionate, clement Death! Be not proud!!
Categories:
fie, childhood, confusion, introspection, life,
Form: I do not know?
A crippled devout is bedridden
None in his family to earn
His innocent, cherub children
Are dying of starvation!
With pouted lips they ask
‘O! relenting Lord hark!
To us why are you so merciless?’
Immutably He replies, ‘—Because you are faithless!!
‘The extortionist though he commits sin,
Prays me from his heart within!!’
Fie! Fie!! Relentless Lord!!!
Compassionate, clement Death! Be not proud!!
Categories:
fie, caregiving, death, faith, life,
Form: I do not know?