Fecking Poems - Poems about Fecking

...Day 2 OK, guys, gather round. We’ll just share the thoughts on what you did last night, before we get onto the tasks at hand. George, would you like to start? Last night, I was reading the book ......

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...Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you. Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels. Paul- Sheryl, I’m leaving you for a Canadian lumberja......

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...She came to me under tired eyelids. I never actually met her. Aunt Anastasia; quite a common name for an Irish dame. She arrived with her long gray hair flowing like silver moonlight. She ha......

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...Nawty There How can I address you properly? You can't take off my dress You nawty child You've gotten her pregnant! Get out of this house now He was pulling one off And pulled a muscle It was......

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...Was it worth it fecking Sinjin Hawke When you could’ve been with Stringfellow? But the lure of drugs in the Golden triangle So much better and a guy with an edge......

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...Purple Guinea Pig Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig As she rips out your fecking throat The fierce guinea pig purple in colour Not to be fecked with or name called She'll hunt you down a......

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...Tessa's Thighs Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you in your cut down jeans. So awesomely fecking sexy. Se......

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...I meant to do something else Instead of turning my life to Destroying myself by my teenage moods I left the Air Cadets in late summer 88 I went crazy in my own head Something went pop and I c......

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...Devil:Marlboro Black It started with a knock at the door And a polite request to go with them If there was any resistance it was dealt with By taser or silenced pistol Those taken are cuffed and......

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...Incident Report 74399 2020 JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX Obsessed with speed I was that Round the dial Engine fecking screaming Me racing them Or just myself Not ever stopping After we collid......

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...You elected him again. Are you fecking mad? You remember how he brought in benefit sanctions that led to many suicides? A bedroom tax that broke so many single people. Cutting our armed forces past t......

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...I think you're full of . Selfish big style men in suits. The games you play ing suck. You're bloody amateurs. Underground sex and getting it on. Are you for real? Next time invite me. Or else it'......

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...See how the alcoholic wants his drink. He's got a black can of strong cider. He's in the queue behind me. I sense his agitation. He fidgets, moving from one foot to the other. I must have my drin......

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...There are people who drive tractors for a living There are people who ride motorcycles fast There are times when the two meet There are times when those meetings are bad There are times when it's......

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...Level Four minutes to do what you want What ya gonna do? Listen to a pop song Get half a ******** Smoke a cigarette Drive round the block Read two pages of a book Do fifty press-ups Recite a......

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