Short Fecking Poems

Was it worth it fecking Sinjin Hawke
When you could’ve been with Stringfellow?
But the lure of drugs in the Golden triangle
So much better and a guy with an edge...

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Nawty There
How can I address you properly?
You can't take off my dress
You nawty child
You've gotten her pregnant!
Get out of this house now
He was pulling one off
And pulled a muscle
It was a power shaft
She always upsets him
Only coz she loves him
The concept of time
Meant nothing when fecking
They worked as pilots
For the Arkansass National Guard...

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Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked with or name called
She'll hunt you down and kill ya!
And talks like a real American
The purple guinea pig who growls
Straight from the chest
Hear her and you're screwed
Get ready to be eaten
Purple guinea pig style!



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JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX...

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There you are before me in Manchester
My mum was never mad at me like this
My mum was never angry at me like this
My mum was never crying at me like this
My mum was never disillusioned at me like this
My mum was never screamed at me like this
My mum was never glared at me like this
My mum was never exiled at me like this
My mum was never hatred at me like this
My mum was never insane at me like this
My mum was never bitter at me like this
Because my mum is fecking dead...

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