Best Fecking Poems

Purple Guinea Pig
Growl growl bite bite goes the guinea pig
As she rips out your fecking throat
The fierce guinea pig purple in colour
Not to be fecked...

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I can't stop these fecking images
I can't top the excitement they bring
I don't go looking for them
It's all the god danged TV sings

It's all that's...

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Dear mother, can you remember me
here a clue my name begins with d
the one you left so you could be free

Try to explain, you’ll be...

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Tessa's Thighs
Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you...

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Alas,  me dove
the Arish roots I love
Hae dwindled to spindley cobwebs
hanging from me name even.
There’s no love sounded in Stephen.
So be dog wide when...

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I think you're full of . Selfish big style men in suits.
The games you play ing suck. You're bloody amateurs. 
Underground sex and getting it...

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I meant to do something else
Instead of turning my life to 
Destroying myself by my teenage moods
I left the Air Cadets in late summer 88

I...

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Devil:Marlboro Black
It started with a knock at the door
And a polite request to go with them
If there was any resistance it was dealt with
By taser...

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Level
Four minutes to do what you want
What ya gonna do?
Listen to a pop song
Get half a ********
Smoke a cigarette
Drive round the block
Read two pages...

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There are people who drive tractors for a living
There are people who ride motorcycles fast
There are times when the two meet
There are times when those...

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Soviet Jet
Soviets are like mosquitoes
Always there in the environment
There’s no escape from them
They get in your head

So they rule you remorsessly
By power of paranoia
A bite...

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Maybe one day it will all be alright
Maybe one day I'll figure life out
Maybe one day I'll understand myself
Maybe one day life will give me...

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Incident Report 74399 2020 
JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX
 


Obsessed with speed
I was that 
Round the dial
Engine fecking screaming

Me racing them
Or just myself
Not ever stopping
After we collided

Something...

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i remember back in 06 i worked in a warehouse
it was for a store that sold varied things
there were varied staff in several departments
we had...

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True person .This was written for a friend about a lost friend. 
Last night I was provided with a list of everything that was 
to...

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